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| Is that not exactly the type of heading you'd expect in an article stating hatred for someone? Well, too bad, I'm running with it. Things are in pretty good shape right now. Even WWE has been on their game lately... at least for the most part. Despite both the World and WWE title matches at Mania being face vs face, they've still been built up excellently. The Money in the Bank ladder match qualifiers have been used excellently to push multiple feuds as well as the actual match. When was the last time you could say WWE was effectively doing that? In addition, WSX had the plug pulled, which, despite the fact that it took some paychecks away from some deserving indie guys, is good news to me. WSX was gimmicked to the point of mind-numbing stupidity (think slightly more gimmicked than Destination X 2007), and it was even embarrassing to watch around people who lived through Katie Vick. |
| ...but, everything is all BUT well... |
| There's a major logic hole in next week's match that has been booked between Vince McMahon and Bobby "I'm the most useless, overpushed piece of deformed, talentless, retarded drag queen sounding s*** on the payroll" Lashley. Ok, try to stay with me on this thought process. When this feud started between Trump and V-Mac, Vince refused to fight Trump one on one, citing an injury. That's fair enough I guess. Instead they went with the "everybody choose a buddy and send them in to fight each other" angle. However, common sense gets shattered this week when McMahon announces he's going to take on Bobby "Val Venis flushes more talented and charismatic things than me" Lashley next week. So, Vince was too injured to wrestle an aging businessman, but he's up to wrestling a guy that they are pushing as a powerhouse (despite every move he does looking completely soft... that is if he doesn't blow the spot... and despite the fact that Vince probably won't really be doing any wrestling... it's just principle!) |
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Somebody must have thought that Bobby "A box of raisins sells better than me" Lashley wasn't getting a big enough push, and lord knows he deserves it. (Note: Those last 6 words of ridiculous sarcasm nearly caused me a heart attack to write and may have overheated my computer.) In a wonderful example of how well the Wellness Policy is being implemented, a |
A few weeks back, Trump claimed he loved Bobby on national TV. He also tried to drag the crowd into it, claiming they loved Bobby, which I don't think they appreciated. This shows that either:A: Trump is completely cluelessI'm 50/50 on this one. I'd hope Trump just knows nothing about wrestling, but if him and Turd Ferguson are on the down-low, well, that's their thing... and grounds for a Chris Kanyon "fire him because he's gay" termination. Add that to the blatant Wellness Policy violation, and the complete lack of any discernable talent, and WWE has every excuse to fire him if he rubs anybody the wrong way (no, not like that!) backstage. C'mon Bobby! Do something stupid and get fired already! We hate you, Bobby. We really, really hate you. |
| Sure enough, as soon as I had written and posted this article, WWE punished everyone for watching their programs by having Bobby "A million silly nicknames could never describe how much I suck" Lashley take on Chris Masters in the main event of ECW. Why is this news enough to edit a posted article? Well, as you would expect, the match was far from good. They drug their feet as long as possible it seemed, with resthold after resthold. There was a prominent boring chant within the first 30 seconds. Long story short, the match seemed to go on for days. However, I looked at the clock as ECW went off the air, and it was only a minute after. I went back to the tape to see how long the match was from bell to bell. This match that seemed to drain years from my life actually lasted a grand total of 3 minutes and 15 seconds. God help us all. |
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