Bear's Wacky Internet Conversations: Why We're Losing the War in Iraq
Yet again, almost as wacky as Andyville

Disclaimer
The following transcript of conversations, while highly edited for profanity, still may deal with topics unsuitable for some. Please use discretion when viewing.

This is the story of Horny Cow
He's an Iraq civilian who works with American troops as a translator. He messaged me randomly one day and waited a whole 15 minutes before mentioning his penis. Here's the history of our conversations.
5/28/2006
Horny Cow (1:43:31 AM): hi
Bear (1:44:22 AM): hi
Bear (1:44:28 AM): who are ya?
Horny Cow (1:44:45 AM): how r u today?
Horny Cow (1:44:48 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:44:54 AM): i wilkl tell u about me
Bear (1:45:03 AM): I'm ok
Horny Cow (1:45:36 AM): im male i saw yr pic and u look preety and great and i work with american forces as translator plz can we be friends and i have my cam can i open it plz?
Horny Cow (1:47:18 AM): so plz wut about u ?
Bear (1:47:22 AM): ok I'll view your web cam
Horny Cow (1:48:57 AM): so plz wut a bout u can u tell me about mu plz?
Bear (1:50:00 AM): I'm 23, long brown hair, blue eyes, I'm engaged to be married, I love to read books, I love music.
Horny Cow (1:50:19 AM): ok nice
Horny Cow (1:50:21 AM): plz
Horny Cow (1:50:23 AM): do u have cam ?
Bear (1:50:31 AM): nope I don't
Horny Cow (1:50:53 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:50:53 AM): so
Horny Cow (1:50:59 AM): do i look good or bad?

Note: Hmm, how do I say creepy without being mean?

Bear (1:51:26 AM): keep the goatee grown :)
Horny Cow (1:51:46 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:51:46 AM): so
Horny Cow (1:51:52 AM): do u love him yr man?
Bear (1:51:58 AM): yes
Bear (1:52:01 AM): very much
Horny Cow (1:52:15 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:52:20 AM): how he is old?
Bear (1:52:30 AM): we've been together for over 3 1/2 years
Horny Cow (1:52:48 AM): ok
Bear (1:52:50 AM): 24
Horny Cow (1:52:56 AM): his age ?
Horny Cow (1:52:59 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:53:02 AM): nice
Horny Cow (1:53:04 AM): so
Horny Cow (1:53:16 AM): wich one more hand some me or him ?

Note: Oh boy...

Bear (1:55:14 AM): Him, but you have alot of competition. http://profiles.yahoo.com/big_cray
Horny Cow (1:55:47 AM): wut u mean by that plz?
Bear (1:56:28 AM): look at the profile
Bear (1:56:33 AM): thats him
Horny Cow (1:56:51 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:56:52 AM): i guess u right
Horny Cow (1:56:56 AM): plz
Horny Cow (1:57:04 AM): can i ask u something plz but plz dont be angry plz

Note: Ohhhh boy...

Bear (1:57:13 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:58:31 AM): can i show u my c**k plz

Note: What did I tell you? 15 minutes.

Bear (1:58:54 AM): is it little?
Bear (1:59:15 AM): once again Cray is going to win
Horny Cow (1:59:17 AM): wut u mean by that plz?
Bear (1:59:18 AM): :D
Horny Cow (1:59:36 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:59:41 AM): nice
Bear (1:59:42 AM): is it small or large?
Horny Cow (1:59:44 AM): but yes or no plz
Horny Cow (2:00:06 AM): i dont know
Horny Cow (2:00:13 AM): u tell me plz
Bear (2:00:33 AM): sure let the lil guy fly
Horny Cow (2:01:02 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:01:08 AM): but u must know
Horny Cow (2:01:13 AM): its not hard

Note: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy...

Bear (2:02:11 AM): American custom is to get it hard before showing it off
Horny Cow (2:02:39 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:02:43 AM): how can i get it hard

Note: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy...

Bear (2:03:03 AM): [a link to a free porn site]
Horny Cow (2:03:43 AM): can u make me plz
Bear (2:05:05 AM): wow
Horny Cow (2:05:15 AM): make me hard plz

Note: Do I have to do everything?

Bear (2:06:17 AM): move your hand up and down on it
Bear (2:06:25 AM): that will help it grow
Horny Cow (2:06:38 AM): if u will make me hard
Horny Cow (2:06:40 AM): i will cum
Horny Cow (2:06:42 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:06:46 AM): i will cum
Bear (2:06:52 AM): You don't beat Cray, but at least you beat Charger

Note: At least when Charger was a puppy.
Puppy Charger and his bone
Aww, such a good boy! Boy, did he love to shake!

Horny Cow (2:07:15 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:07:24 AM): do u like to see me cum
Horny Cow (2:07:42 AM): wich one biger
Horny Cow (2:07:45 AM): me or yr bf?
Bear (2:07:54 AM): I don't like cum
Bear (2:08:06 AM): I already said who was bigger
Horny Cow (2:08:26 AM): tell me again plz

Note: Doesn't he want to have any self esteem left?

Bear (2:08:32 AM): Cray is waaay bigger
Horny Cow (2:08:45 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:08:53 AM): wait i will cum now
Bear (2:08:56 AM): and it doesn't take him so much effort to get it hard
Horny Cow (2:09:26 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Horny Cow (2:09:33 AM): it will
Horny Cow (2:09:37 AM): come
Horny Cow (2:09:39 AM): my cum
Bear (2:09:54 AM): don't get it on the keyboard
Horny Cow (2:10:06 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:11:17 AM): do u see that

Note: I wish I didn't... He proceeded to cum on a red rag. His peeper never even got hard!

Bear (2:11:36 AM): Bravo
Horny Cow (2:11:51 AM): do feel beteer
Bear (2:12:11 AM): that's good
Horny Cow (2:12:28 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:12:29 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:12:32 AM): r u allone now
Horny Cow (2:12:36 AM): in bed
Bear (2:12:53 AM): no
Horny Cow (2:13:20 AM): ok with who now?
Bear (2:13:55 AM): Cray
Horny Cow (2:14:11 AM): really
Horny Cow (2:14:16 AM): did he saw wut i did
Bear (2:15:12 AM): he knew what you were doing but he wasn't watching he was busy on his computer
Horny Cow (2:15:33 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:15:39 AM): wut is his job?
Bear (2:16:36 AM): Computer Technical Professional
Horny Cow (2:16:49 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:16:49 AM): nice
Horny Cow (2:16:53 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:16:56 AM): can we be friends
Horny Cow (2:16:59 AM): u and me
Horny Cow (2:17:02 AM): just friends
Bear (2:17:44 AM): if we can talk about other things besides you cumming on cam
Horny Cow (2:18:12 AM): i confused
Horny Cow (2:18:15 AM): now
Horny Cow (2:18:16 AM): do u like that
Horny Cow (2:18:19 AM): or not
Bear (2:19:02 AM): I said that I don't like cum
Horny Cow (2:19:20 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:19:26 AM): can i ask u plz
Horny Cow (2:19:44 AM): r u suck crays dick some times?

Note: Good to see our troops are getting such good translations.

Bear (2:20:35 AM): oh yeah all the time
Bear (2:20:44 AM): I love his cum
Horny Cow (2:21:06 AM): r u swollow it?
Bear (2:21:40 AM): sometimes
Horny Cow (2:21:51 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:21:59 AM): wut is yr job plz?
Bear (2:23:42 AM): staying home with the kids
Bear (2:23:50 AM): I have 4

Note: They're invisible.

Horny Cow (2:24:14 AM): ok nice
Horny Cow (2:24:19 AM): i wish to be happy
Horny Cow (2:24:24 AM): in yr life
Horny Cow (2:24:26 AM): but
Horny Cow (2:24:42 AM): im facing death in each day in my job
Bear (2:25:44 AM): yeah
Horny Cow (2:25:57 AM): yes
Bear (2:25:59 AM): Are you enlisted or did you choose to serve?
Horny Cow (2:26:12 AM): there is a kind of war in iraq now

Note: Thank you, CNN.

Horny Cow (2:26:23 AM): but
Horny Cow (2:26:28 AM): im not american
Horny Cow (2:26:33 AM): im iraqin

Note: Iraqin' huh? In America we call it masturbating.

Bear (2:27:26 AM): But you work with the Americans to translate. I was asking if you were drafted to do that or if you volunteered
Horny Cow (2:27:51 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:27:58 AM): i know wut u said
Horny Cow (2:28:06 AM): but im telling u that

Note: But you're not answering my question! Screw it...

Bear (2:29:24 AM): So, nailed any GI Janes?
Horny Cow (2:29:39 AM): .......?
Bear (2:30:20 AM): have you slept with any woman soldiers?
Horny Cow (2:30:29 AM): oh
Horny Cow (2:30:33 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:30:37 AM): she was black
Horny Cow (2:30:42 AM): she want that
Bear (2:30:45 AM): nice
Horny Cow (2:30:58 AM): she is good in sucking'
Horny Cow (2:31:05 AM): veryyyyyyy goooooooooooood

Note: I wonder if she learned that in boot camp.

Bear (2:31:11 AM): HA HA HA!
Bear (2:31:14 AM): that's good
Horny Cow (2:31:22 AM): so
Bear (2:31:31 AM): Did she have a big butt?
Horny Cow (2:31:37 AM): my c**k its moving again when i mintioned that lady
Bear (2:31:40 AM): Something to grab ahold of
Horny Cow (2:31:51 AM): yes
Bear (2:31:56 AM): sweet
Horny Cow (2:32:11 AM): do u want to see it again
Bear (2:32:37 AM): no that's ok I've had my fill
Horny Cow (2:32:50 AM): oh
Horny Cow (2:32:54 AM): plz
Horny Cow (2:32:56 AM): comone
Horny Cow (2:33:04 AM): he is moving
Horny Cow (2:33:14 AM): be good with him plz
Bear (2:34:32 AM): I'm good really
Horny Cow (2:34:59 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:35:05 AM): i will show u
Horny Cow (2:35:28 AM): i will cum again

Note: Don't they have anything better to do in a war zone?

Bear (2:36:09 AM): ok whatever
Horny Cow (2:37:52 AM): wach good plz
Bear (2:38:20 AM): yeah your moving your hand up and down up and down
Horny Cow (2:39:42 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:39:42 AM): plz
Horny Cow (2:39:53 AM): wuts is yr opinion about me plz

Note: Spider monkey?

Bear (2:40:43 AM): that you like to jackoff?
Horny Cow (2:41:03 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:41:04 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:41:05 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:41:10 AM): wut is yr name plz/
Bear (2:41:20 AM): I need to ask you something
Bear (2:41:47 AM): do you have a sister that will get on cam and masturbate for me to see?
Horny Cow (2:42:06 AM): ok
Bear (2:42:08 AM): That would be hot!!!

Note: Anything but what you're doing!

Horny Cow (2:42:31 AM): yes

Note: Really? We may be in business!

Horny Cow (2:42:34 AM): but
Horny Cow (2:42:41 AM): u must show me somthing
Horny Cow (2:42:46 AM): cam

Note: Poo.

Bear (2:42:51 AM): I don't have a cam
Horny Cow (2:42:53 AM): i need a web cam from u
Bear (2:43:09 AM): I already told you that
Horny Cow (2:43:21 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:43:22 AM): i know
Horny Cow (2:43:25 AM): that

Note: Then why are you asking?

Horny Cow (2:43:25 AM): but
Horny Cow (2:43:29 AM): its like this way
Bear (2:43:30 AM): in America, we're poor and many people can't afford fancy things like that
Horny Cow (2:43:50 AM): if u want to see somrthing
Horny Cow (2:43:57 AM): u must show mw something
Bear (2:44:20 AM): I have nothing to show
Bear (2:44:50 AM): Oh well, *sigh* I guess that means no more of you showing me your wee-man. Too bad.

Note: Doing happy dance...

Horny Cow (2:45:01 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:45:01 AM): asu like
Horny Cow (2:45:01 AM): wuts yr name plz?
Horny Cow (2:45:31 AM): im sory for that
Horny Cow (2:45:54 AM): r u hot now/
Bear (2:46:15 AM): yeah it's really hot here
Bear (2:46:27 AM): and humid
Horny Cow (2:46:28 AM): can i add u to my list
Bear (2:46:30 AM): blek!
Horny Cow (2:46:30 AM): not
Horny Cow (2:46:34 AM): the weather
Horny Cow (2:46:34 AM): u
Horny Cow (2:46:38 AM): yr p***y
Bear (2:46:50 AM): it's about room temperature
Horny Cow (2:47:06 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:47:14 AM): can i add u?
Bear (2:48:22 AM): I don't know
Horny Cow (2:51:10 AM): im sorry
Horny Cow (2:51:34 AM): the line bad
Bear (2:51:45 AM): huh?
Horny Cow (2:52:12 AM): wut u mean by
Horny Cow (2:52:18 AM): HUH

Note: The translator wants to know what I mean by "huh"... this is why we're losing.

Horny Cow (2:52:26 AM): plz
Bear (2:52:30 AM): meaning what?
Horny Cow (2:52:49 AM): oh
Horny Cow (2:52:49 AM): i said
Horny Cow (2:52:52 AM): the line go and come now
Bear (2:53:10 AM): oh the internet died on ya
Horny Cow (2:53:27 AM): yes
Horny Cow (2:53:35 AM): luv u smart
Bear (2:53:52 AM): is it dial-up?
Horny Cow (2:54:24 AM): what u mean by that?
Bear (2:55:07 AM): how do you connect to the internet?
Horny Cow (2:55:45 AM): by dish

Note: WHAT? Iraq has better internet than us? And they are using it to jerk off on cam for American women?

Horny Cow (2:55:45 AM): why?
Bear (2:55:54 AM): just wondered
Bear (2:56:15 AM): We're poor in America. We only have dial-up at 24k
Horny Cow (2:59:10 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:59:15 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:59:16 AM): do u need money?

Note: Yes...

Bear (2:59:58 AM): I'm a poor lil white woman
Horny Cow (3:00:20 AM): i know u told me
Horny Cow (3:00:20 AM): but
Horny Cow (3:00:27 AM): do u want money

Note: Yes...

Horny Cow (3:00:29 AM): i will send for u
Horny Cow (3:00:32 AM): but
Bear (3:00:36 AM): No, they don't even offer anything better than dial-up where we are.
Horny Cow (3:00:42 AM): i want somthing
Horny Cow (3:00:42 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:00:48 AM): i wat
Horny Cow (3:01:02 AM): to interduce me to a girl
Horny Cow (3:02:53 AM): if u will do that
Horny Cow (3:02:53 AM): i will pay to u
Bear (3:03:22 AM): that's ok thanks anyway
Bear (3:06:11 AM): try [ID of a very horny girl my friend Lari knows] tell her Larryna sent you ok?
Bear (3:06:47 AM): She's a model
Horny Cow (3:08:13 AM): im sorry again
Horny Cow (3:08:15 AM): so
Horny Cow (3:08:28 AM): wut u say about what i told u
Bear (3:09:04 AM): that's ok thanks anyway
Bear (3:09:06 AM): try [ID of a very horny girl my friend Lari knows] tell her Larryna sent you ok?
Bear (3:09:11 AM): She's a model
Horny Cow (3:09:53 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:09:53 AM): but
Horny Cow (3:09:53 AM): how she old
Horny Cow (3:10:01 AM): and i will be honest with u ok
Bear (3:10:18 AM): I don't remember
Bear (3:10:25 AM): I've only talked to her a few times
Bear (3:10:33 AM): But I know that she's single
Bear (3:10:49 AM): and very horny
Horny Cow (3:11:27 AM): no u miss understang me
Horny Cow (3:11:29 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:11:38 AM): i want a lady i will marry her
Horny Cow (3:11:40 AM): from usa
Horny Cow (3:11:58 AM): as my knowlege
Bear (3:12:01 AM): single means she has no boyfriend
Horny Cow (3:12:04 AM): the men i usa
Horny Cow (3:12:19 AM): prefer the slim
Horny Cow (3:12:22 AM): ladies
Bear (3:12:29 AM): she is
Horny Cow (3:12:30 AM): i know wut u mean
Horny Cow (3:12:30 AM): so
Horny Cow (3:12:37 AM): i dont care aout the lady if she slim
Horny Cow (3:12:43 AM): of fat
Horny Cow (3:12:51 AM): no plz listen to me
Horny Cow (3:12:55 AM): plz
Bear (3:13:15 AM): There are a lot of men here who love larger women. It's just the ones who are slaves to the media who like skinny women.

Note: Once you hear Cray say it 1000 times, it just sorta pops out.

Bear (3:13:19 AM): I'm listening
Horny Cow (3:14:37 AM): so can u find to me a lady between 30 and 40 age and she fat or big or chubby i dont care she want to meet a bf and im ready to marry her
Horny Cow (3:14:40 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:14:45 AM): and i will send to u
Horny Cow (3:14:54 AM): 1000 dollars
Horny Cow (3:14:59 AM): if u will did
Bear (3:16:26 AM): I'd like to help you, but I'm not sure how many women I know between 30 and 40 that are single.
Horny Cow (3:16:40 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:16:42 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:16:44 AM): do yr best]
Horny Cow (3:16:56 AM): and yr rewared for u
Horny Cow (3:16:58 AM): and plz
Horny Cow (3:17:08 AM): i heard there is marrieg agency
Horny Cow (3:17:10 AM): in usa
Horny Cow (3:17:19 AM): is that breally
Bear (3:18:07 AM): Not that I know of. I've never heard anything like that. That sounds more like something Russia has.
Horny Cow (3:18:27 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:18:29 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:18:34 AM): do yr best to me
Horny Cow (3:18:35 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:18:37 AM): i beg
Horny Cow (3:18:38 AM): u
Bear (3:18:44 AM): They have dating services here, but that's all. And most people just want to hook up and have sex.
Horny Cow (3:18:49 AM): i want to start a new life in usa
Horny Cow (3:19:04 AM): ok
Bear (3:19:47 AM): I'm sorry
Horny Cow (3:19:49 AM): do u know why
Horny Cow (3:19:51 AM): becoz

Note: Oh, I don't know, maybe...

Bear (3:19:56 AM): it sucks there?
Horny Cow (3:20:09 AM): my life in future maybe in danger becoz i worked with americans
Horny Cow (3:20:11 AM): no
Horny Cow (3:20:14 AM): its nice

Note: It's nice? Really? I like places that are less blowy uppy.

Bear (3:20:59 AM): Can't the American military set up some protection for you?
Bear (3:21:10 AM): or get you exiled to a safer country?
Horny Cow (3:21:22 AM): no
Horny Cow (3:21:24 AM): they cant
Horny Cow (3:21:29 AM): i can go to usa now
Horny Cow (3:21:30 AM): but
Horny Cow (3:21:38 AM): i want a lady to meet me there
Bear (3:22:15 AM): Go to an American University as part of an international program. You'll have 4 years to meet one.
Horny Cow (3:22:26 AM): no
Horny Cow (3:22:28 AM): im now
Horny Cow (3:22:31 AM): in college
Horny Cow (3:22:35 AM): im study and work
Horny Cow (3:22:37 AM): but
Horny Cow (3:22:42 AM): the if i will know her
Horny Cow (3:22:43 AM): in the net
Horny Cow (3:22:49 AM): she must wait till
Horny Cow (3:22:51 AM): 2008
Horny Cow (3:22:55 AM): then i will come
Bear (3:23:13 AM): so don't be in such a big hurry
Bear (3:23:43 AM): wait til 2007 so she'll only have a yr to wait not 2
Horny Cow (3:24:12 AM): but we must know each other well
Bear (3:24:22 AM): Or, you could find more girls on here, and build a better talking relationship in that time, not talking about marriage immediately, and by 2008, maybe they will want that
Bear (3:24:43 AM): good luck
Horny Cow (3:25:03 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:25:08 AM): r u will ask tome plz
Bear (3:25:38 AM): ask what?
Horny Cow (3:26:15 AM): i mean
Horny Cow (3:26:15 AM): plz
Horny Cow (3:26:15 AM): research to me
Horny Cow (3:26:15 AM): agirl plz
Horny Cow (3:27:05 AM): and there is a good thing to u
Bear (3:29:33 AM): 1000 in American or Iraqui?
Horny Cow (3:29:49 AM): USD
Bear (3:29:59 AM): cool
Horny Cow (3:30:44 AM): so
Horny Cow (3:30:56 AM): plz r u will do yr best
Bear (3:31:58 AM): You're not going to approach them the same way you did me are you? Most women, especially ones interested in marriage, would rather talk to you than see you jerk off in the first five minutes.
Horny Cow (3:32:17 AM): ok luv
Horny Cow (3:32:17 AM): talk to u later
Horny Cow (3:32:17 AM): but
Bear (3:32:19 AM): You need to be a gentleman to them, and leave the sexual stuff for a bit later.
Horny Cow (3:32:28 AM): r u will do yr best plz?plz answer me?plz
Bear (3:32:42 AM): If I see one, I'll let you know
Horny Cow (3:32:59 AM): yes
Horny Cow (3:33:00 AM): thanq
Horny Cow (3:33:05 AM): i will not jerk off
Horny Cow (3:33:10 AM): but
Horny Cow (3:33:21 AM): when u told me u will marry
Horny Cow (3:33:25 AM): then i did that
Horny Cow (3:33:26 AM): ok
Horny Cow (3:33:33 AM): hav a good one
Horny Cow (3:33:41 AM): bey]be safe
Bear (3:33:48 AM): you too

Note: Ok Tara, on 3... 1... 2...3... RUN!

Horny Cow (10:53:55 AM): hello?
Horny Cow (11:40:58 AM): hello?
Horny Cow (12:45:19 PM): r u there plz?
5/30/2006
Horny Cow (7:06:24 AM): hi
Horny Cow (7:07:02 AM): r u there plz?
Horny Cow (7:12:06 AM): r u still bored?
Horny Cow (7:39:47 AM): plz why u dont talk to me now plz?
Horny Cow (9:30:44 AM): hi

Note: If I stay really quiet, maybe he will think nobody is home...

5/31/2006
Horny Cow (8:39:20 AM): hi
Horny Cow (8:39:25 AM): good morning my lady

Note: Ok, might as well see what he wants...

Bear (8:40:14 AM): hi
Horny Cow (8:40:27 AM): how r u today
Bear (8:40:39 AM): tired
Bear (8:40:46 AM): I just woke up
Horny Cow (8:40:53 AM): ok
Horny Cow (8:41:00 AM): do u like to see me now
Bear (8:41:10 AM): No thanks
Horny Cow (8:41:20 AM): ok
Horny Cow (8:41:24 AM): as u wish
Horny Cow (8:41:35 AM): bur u rvery sexy with this pic
Horny Cow (8:41:42 AM): u have a nice tits
Bear (8:42:02 AM): I know I get that alot
Horny Cow (8:42:13 AM): so
Horny Cow (8:42:21 AM): where is yr lucky guy
Bear (8:42:33 AM): on his computer
Horny Cow (8:42:55 AM): wow
Horny Cow (8:43:01 AM): he working to hard
Horny Cow (8:43:06 AM): isnt he?
Bear (8:43:29 AM): He likes it
Horny Cow (8:43:36 AM): ok
Horny Cow (8:43:40 AM): good for him
Horny Cow (8:44:17 AM): so
Horny Cow (8:44:29 AM): how is the life there?
Bear (8:45:00 AM): It's going good
Horny Cow (8:45:19 AM): ok

Note: And with that, he vanished. Maybe he got bombed...

6/7/2006
Horny Cow (12:01:03 PM): hi

Note: Hmm, guess not.

6/13/2006
Horny Cow (3:05:53 AM): hi
Horny Cow (3:13:16 AM): heeeeeeeello

Note: Shh... I'm not here...

6/18/2006
Horny Cow (4:02:26 AM): hi
Horny Cow (4:05:12 AM): hello

Note: I think I'm almost clear...

9/6/2006

Note: Keep in mind that I haven't talked to him in 5 months. lol

Horny Cow (1:50:38 AM): hi
Bear (1:52:24 AM): hi
Horny Cow (1:52:33 AM): how r u?
Bear (1:53:44 AM): I'm good
Horny Cow (1:53:57 AM): so
Horny Cow (1:54:04 AM): wut time now in usa?
Bear (1:54:29 AM): 1:54am
Horny Cow (1:54:35 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:54:37 AM): nice
Horny Cow (1:54:53 AM): i guees u r alone in the bed now?
Bear (1:55:33 AM): In the computer room.
Bear (1:55:42 AM): No where near a bed.
Horny Cow (1:55:52 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:55:59 AM): how is yr man?
Bear (1:56:35 AM): Good.
Horny Cow (1:56:40 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:56:51 AM): nice to hear u r good and yr man good
Horny Cow (1:58:20 AM): u should to know u have an angele face
Bear (1:58:37 AM): thanks
Horny Cow (1:58:46 AM): ok
Horny Cow (1:58:48 AM): so
Horny Cow (1:58:58 AM): do u have cam plz?

Note: Same old Horny Cow...

Bear (2:00:50 AM): Nope
Horny Cow (2:01:29 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:01:40 AM): but i wished to see that face in real
Horny Cow (2:02:07 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:02:14 AM): can i open my cam plz
Horny Cow (2:04:03 AM): hello
Bear (2:04:26 AM): No thanks
Horny Cow (2:04:41 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:05:26 AM): plz
Horny Cow (2:05:41 AM): its just my face i need to tell me how i look plz can i?
Horny Cow (2:05:52 AM): i need yr opinoine plz?
Bear (2:06:10 AM): I've seen your face before....and alot more.
Horny Cow (2:06:21 AM): so
Horny Cow (2:06:22 AM): plz
Horny Cow (2:06:45 AM): give me yr opinoin now i have a new look plz can i?
Horny Cow (2:08:55 AM): plz i need yr opinoin plz?
Bear (2:09:46 AM): I had already said no.
Horny Cow (2:09:57 AM): ok
9/20/2006
Horny Cow (3:01:54 AM): hi
9/29/2006

Note: At this point I got tired of him IMing me, so, I let him have it right away.

Horny Cow (4:51:27 AM): hi
Bear (5:01:52 AM): Before you even ask...no I don't have a cam...no I don't want to see you on cam....no I don't want to share pics.....yes I have a boyfriend and we're engaged.

Note: Hmm, he seemed to get the point...

10/1/2006
Horny Cow (5:02:40 PM): hi

Note: ...or maybe not. He just didn't seem to get that I didn't want to talk to him anymore.

11/2/2006
Horny Cow (2:01:43 AM): hi
Bear (2:01:51 AM): hi
Horny Cow (2:02:01 AM): how r u
Horny Cow (2:02:04 AM): my lady
Bear (2:02:29 AM): I'm doing just fine.
Bear (2:02:35 AM): You?
Horny Cow (2:02:46 AM): im great
Bear (2:03:12 AM): good
Horny Cow (2:03:31 AM): can i open my cam plz?
Bear (2:03:47 AM): no
Horny Cow (2:04:03 AM): why plz?my lady?
Bear (2:05:06 AM): Don't want to see it.
Horny Cow (2:05:19 AM): ok
Horny Cow (2:05:30 AM): as u wish my lady
Horny Cow (2:06:54 AM): how is yr family
Bear (2:07:14 AM): good
Horny Cow (2:07:40 AM): and how about yr man did u married him?
Bear (2:08:14 AM): not yet
Horny Cow (2:08:31 AM): ok

That was the last day I ever talked to him. It wasn't that he was a jerk like Mike. I was just sick of his s*** about asking me about the cam and if I wanted to see him whack off. Now on to bigger and better things (if you know what I mean)... plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz!
HA HA HA! THE END HA HA HA!
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