Bear's Wacky Internet Conversations: The Story of Mike
Still, almost as wacky as Andyville

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This is the story of Mike
He's a guy hard up for sex in Northern Illinois. I met him in pool, and he constantly hounded me. I was too nice to go off on him, even though he annoyed the hell out of me....... until one particular day. :) Here's the history of our conversations (with all the boring stuff cut out.)
4/21/2006
Mike (1:59:34 AM): hey there im sitting at your table ,lets play
Bear (2:00:00 AM): I don't see you
Mike (2:00:15 AM): im sitting at the pool table
Bear (2:00:16 AM): I have a private table
Mike (2:06:27 AM): hey hun lets play
Mike (2:07:25 AM): ready when you are
Mike (2:10:19 AM): well do you have a cam?
Bear (2:10:29 AM): nope
Mike (2:10:36 AM): bummer
Mike (2:10:41 AM): i do
Mike (2:15:59 AM): ok do you still wanna play pool with me?
Bear (2:16:15 AM): maybe later
Bear (2:16:23 AM): It keeps crashing
Mike (2:16:32 AM): i was going to say we can play right in here
Mike (2:16:53 AM): that means its time to reboot your computer
Bear (2:17:20 AM): maybe but I'm talking to a friend right now
Mike (2:18:03 AM): so would you mind talking to me too>?
Bear (2:18:18 AM): I don't mind
Mike (2:18:22 AM): cool
Mike (2:18:40 AM): what have you been up to lately?
Bear (2:18:47 AM): what is your asl again my brain is not working right
Bear (2:18:53 AM): not a whole lot
Mike (2:19:03 AM): 33/m/northern il
Bear (2:19:18 AM): it's been raining so it was wet outside all day
Mike (2:19:21 AM): would you mind trading pics?
Bear (2:19:54 AM): I have the old yahoo so it won't work
Mike (2:20:14 AM): i went and got the beta version ,i love it
Bear (2:20:24 AM): oh
Mike (2:20:26 AM): you got msn messenger?
Bear (2:20:32 AM): yes
Mike (2:20:41 AM): whats that email address
Bear (2:21:02 AM): [MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS]
Mike (2:22:51 AM): you're added
Mike (2:34:42 AM): i invited you in here
Mike (2:36:37 AM): still loading?
Bear (2:37:30 AM): there was an error
Mike (2:37:41 AM): what kind of error
Bear (2:37:51 AM): I don't know
Mike (2:38:20 AM): let me know what happens
Bear (2:38:37 AM): ok
Mike (2:39:03 AM): shut down msn
Mike (2:39:24 AM): although i want to see more pics of you
Bear (2:39:55 AM): it says network error while connecting to server
Mike (2:40:07 AM): i wonder why
Mike (2:40:22 AM): well im gonna shut it down
Bear (2:40:27 AM): ok
Mike (2:41:27 AM): send me more pics in msn
Mike (2:42:20 AM): i just sent you another pic of me
Mike (2:43:30 AM): theres another one
Mike (2:44:58 AM): and one more
Mike (2:46:13 AM): theres one more of me and the ex sitting in a new corvette
Mike (2:46:24 AM): i see you're getting it
Mike (2:47:16 AM): hope you like what you see?
Bear (2:47:49 AM): You look like a very nice guy
Mike (2:48:01 AM): i am a nice guy
Bear (2:48:21 AM): cool car
Mike (2:48:24 AM): i just added you as friend to my yahoo 360
Mike (2:48:26 AM): ty
Bear (2:48:33 AM): who's your lady friend
Mike (2:48:38 AM): my ex
Bear (2:48:43 AM): oh
Mike (2:49:43 AM): i love the pic of you laying on your back and got your tank top pushed into your clevage
Bear (2:50:31 AM): lol
Mike (2:50:47 AM): got any adult pics?
Bear (2:50:54 AM): nope
Mike (2:51:03 AM): bummer
Mike (2:51:15 AM): i got a couple
Mike (2:51:49 AM): showing me your ass?

Note: In the pic, I'm laying on my belly, fully dressed. It's not a close up of my ass.

Bear (2:52:13 AM): It's more than that
Mike (2:52:25 AM): not a bad looking ass i must say
Bear (2:52:35 AM): thanks
Mike (2:52:44 AM): what ever you got to show me then feel free
Mike (2:53:05 AM): did you want to see my adult pics>?
Bear (2:53:22 AM): I have a BF remember
Mike (2:53:27 AM): so
Mike (2:53:37 AM): look at them and delete them
Mike (2:54:17 AM): i could always send them in an email and you can delete them all at once
Mike (2:54:58 AM): what do you think?
Bear (2:55:17 AM): go ahead I'll look later

Note: as long as it will shut you up

Mike (2:55:33 AM): ok whats your yahoo email?
Bear (2:56:47 AM): send to hotmail
Mike (2:56:55 AM): i am
Mike (2:58:42 AM): sent
Mike (3:02:03 AM): did you get them?
Bear (3:02:12 AM): yeah
Mike (3:02:20 AM): did you look at them?
Mike (3:02:46 AM): and if so what did you think?
Bear (3:04:30 AM): hold on
Mike (3:04:37 AM): oh ok
Bear (3:04:46 AM): dial up is slow
Mike (3:05:07 AM): i know
Bear (3:07:48 AM): nice

Note: no, not really, but I have to be nice. It was a close up shot of his crooked little wiener... ewwwwww

Mike (3:08:09 AM): glad you like
Mike (3:08:15 AM): are they making you wet?
Mike (3:09:07 AM): ????????
Bear (3:09:56 AM): Bravo
Mike (3:10:10 AM): just a question?
Bear (3:10:45 AM): I only get wet for one guy sorry
Bear (3:10:51 AM): just being truthful
Mike (3:10:56 AM): its cool
Mike (3:18:03 AM): why did you leave me
Bear (3:18:20 AM): I didn't
Mike (3:18:33 AM): ok
Mike (3:21:58 AM): its just you havent been saying much lately
Bear (3:23:54 AM): I was uploading a pic for my BF's friend so she could see what I look like
Mike (3:24:17 AM): its cool
Mike (3:37:41 AM): i was hoping to make you hot with those pics
Mike (3:37:48 AM): oh well
Mike (3:39:32 AM): say i got to get some info and do some research so ill ttyl
Bear (3:40:29 AM): ok
Bear (3:40:30 AM): night
Mike (3:40:43 AM): night hun
4/24/2006
Mike (1:30:46 AM): hey there tara
Bear (1:31:40 AM): Hello Mike
Mike (1:32:13 AM): how are you this morning?
Bear (1:32:27 AM): Tired
Mike (1:32:47 AM): just get up
Mike (1:33:11 AM): ?
Bear (1:33:53 AM): no i haven't been to bed yet
Mike (1:34:15 AM): i been on here all this time hun you could have talked to me
Bear (1:34:24 AM): I just got online
Bear (1:34:31 AM): for the first time today
Mike (1:34:32 AM): oh
Mike (1:34:37 AM): cool
Mike (1:37:44 AM): what are you going to do on here today
Bear (1:38:31 AM): Just checking my email
Bear (1:38:41 AM): and I wanted to see if my friend was online
Mike (1:38:58 AM): is she?
Bear (1:39:51 AM): no
Mike (1:40:36 AM): im sorry
Mike (1:49:07 AM): did you want to try and play a game in here
Mike (1:49:21 AM): like we were gonna
Bear (1:50:21 AM): well I don't know if it will work seeing as 2 people are playing on dialup
Mike (1:50:39 AM): im not on dialup dear
Bear (1:51:08 AM): Me and my BF are
Mike (1:51:14 AM): ok
Mike (1:53:01 AM): i sent an invite
Mike (1:53:20 AM): nevermind
Bear (1:53:22 AM): *yawn*
Mike (1:53:56 AM): i know good night
Bear (1:54:49 AM): sorry
Mike (1:55:01 AM): for what?
Bear (1:55:12 AM): not talkin much
Mike (1:55:28 AM): well yeah that was kinda bothersome
Bear (1:55:43 AM): My head just hurts
Mike (1:56:21 AM): im sorry hun but theres nothing i can do but tell you to lay in bed till you fall asleep
Bear (1:56:36 AM): Yup
Mike (1:56:52 AM): thats why i said good night
Bear (1:57:18 AM): oh
Mike (1:57:40 AM): what else did you want to say to me tonight hun
Mike (1:58:04 AM): cuz i figured you was busy with the old man
Bear (2:00:37 AM): He's talking to a good friend of his right now and so am I
Mike (2:01:07 AM): ok im not going to bother you then im outta here
Bear (2:03:29 AM): Night
Mike (2:03:36 AM): night
Mike (3:28:07 AM): are you still here?
4/30/2006
Bear (10:29:16 PM): ok
Mike (10:30:09 PM): im at the table
Bear (10:30:23 PM): It's still loading for me
Mike (10:30:31 PM): ok
Mike (10:30:47 PM): usually dont take this long
Bear (10:31:01 PM): I have DIAL-UP
Mike (10:31:06 PM): i know
Mike (10:31:16 PM): is it a white screen ?
Bear (10:31:54 PM): no it's grey right now
Mike (10:32:08 PM): does it say anything in it ?
Bear (10:32:28 PM): no
Mike (10:32:38 PM): ok forget it
Mike (10:33:13 PM): i closed it
Bear (10:34:54 PM): me too
Mike (10:35:00 PM): ok

Note: ok, so I went off on him in an MSN conversation I wish I had saved, and we didn't talk for a long time, until...

5/21/2006
Mike (8:46:44 PM): this message is to all in my group im sorry but i will no longer be able to talk to all you wonderful people as of monday at noon i will be offline and wont be able to get online for quite some time so i give my regards to all of you and i hope things in your lives all go the way you want them to go ,goodbye everyone Mike
Bear (9:20:07 PM): Why you leavin?
Mike (9:20:25 PM): my cable is being cut tomorrow morning
Bear (9:20:33 PM): ahhh
Bear (9:20:36 PM): that sucks
Mike (9:21:10 PM): tell me about it
Mike (9:21:55 PM): i cant even bug you to have sex anymore
Mike (9:22:19 PM): i hate this s***
Mike (9:24:13 PM): im sorry if i have caused you any grief
Mike (9:25:26 PM): please forgive me
Bear (9:25:55 PM): It's ok mike
Mike (9:26:03 PM): im just hurting
Bear (9:26:32 PM): You'll be ok
Mike (9:26:50 PM): i guess
Bear (9:26:51 PM): I'm sorry if I was hateful the last time we talked
Mike (9:27:02 PM): i did get that a little
Mike (9:28:03 PM): im gonna miss you
Bear (9:28:17 PM): I'm sorry
Mike (9:28:28 PM): me too
Bear (9:28:38 PM): I musta been having a bad day and took it out on you. I didn't mean to
Mike (9:28:50 PM): we could have had a wonderful friendship
Mike (9:29:27 PM): and possibly more

Note: Possibly more? This is where I puke. How many times must I mention I have a boyfriend and am not attracted to other guys?

Bear (9:30:16 PM): Are you mad at me?
Mike (9:30:41 PM): i was at first but then i decided not to be
Mike (9:30:45 PM): why?
Bear (9:31:12 PM): Just wondered
Mike (9:31:29 PM): what would you have said if i said yes
Bear (9:31:39 PM): I don't blame ya
Bear (9:31:44 PM): I was a bitch that day
Mike (9:31:55 PM): you said it not me but i do agree
Bear (9:32:15 PM): part of my nature probably?
Mike (9:32:21 PM): never said i couldnt agree with you
Bear (9:32:48 PM): I know
Bear (9:32:52 PM): I'm not mad
Mike (9:33:27 PM): you sure were then
Bear (9:33:37 PM): lol
Mike (9:33:48 PM): damn near took my head off
Bear (9:33:57 PM): ooops
Mike (9:34:17 PM): yeah ooops
Mike (9:35:21 PM): im sorry i got to tell you this sad story
Bear (9:36:24 PM): what is it?
Mike (9:36:37 PM): that im no longer gonna be here
Bear (9:36:46 PM): yeah
Mike (9:37:04 PM): yeah
Mike (9:37:12 PM): it f***in sux
Bear (9:38:26 PM): just couldn't pay the bill anymore?
Mike (9:38:45 PM): nope
Bear (9:38:53 PM): that sucks
Mike (9:39:07 PM): tell me about it i owe 150 bucks
Mike (9:39:10 PM): plus
Bear (9:41:38 PM): oh
Mike (9:41:50 PM): wanna pay it for me
Bear (9:42:56 PM): I only have a dollar to my name
Bear (9:43:01 PM): I'm poor
Mike (9:44:00 PM): i dont even have that
Bear (9:44:21 PM): lol
Mike (9:44:50 PM): its true
Mike (9:46:30 PM): i got like 30 cents
Bear (9:47:25 PM): that sucks
Mike (9:47:30 PM): i know

Note: Awww, poor Mike only has 30 cents... but then the next day...

5/22/2006
Mike (3:25:56 PM): believe it or not im still online
Bear (3:26:03 PM): wow lol
Mike (3:26:12 PM): holy s*** huh
Bear (3:26:25 PM): yeah
Mike (3:26:46 PM): i hope youre not mad at me for all the bad things i said to you
Bear (3:27:06 PM): I'm not mad at you
Mike (3:27:28 PM): thank god
Mike (3:27:54 PM): does that mean that you'll give me a shot at that pu**y?
Mike (3:28:11 PM): ??????

Note: Oh for the love of.....

Bear (3:28:39 PM): I have a bf remember??
Mike (3:28:49 PM): i didnt think you would but i had to try for old time sake
Bear (3:29:00 PM): oh ok
Mike (3:29:15 PM): im just f***in with you anyhow
Mike (3:29:24 PM): believe me i get enough p***y
Bear (3:29:35 PM): That's good
Mike (3:30:45 PM): yeah the old lady gives it to me all the time i just wanted to try some younger p***y for a change
Bear (3:31:01 PM): oh
Mike (3:31:06 PM): you know that i dont car about you having a bf
Mike (3:31:12 PM): dont care
Mike (3:31:45 PM): but it dont matter
Bear (3:32:22 PM): oh ok
Mike (3:32:47 PM): unless you want to give it up to me sometime without anyone else knowing
Bear (3:33:15 PM): Nope. I'm good.
Mike (3:33:32 PM): thats ok your loss
Mike (3:33:51 PM): even though im losing the net im getting a motorcycle because of it

Note: So the bike cost 30 cents?

Bear (3:34:09 PM): cool
Mike (3:35:18 PM): so yeah i would have come to give you a ride but you wont give me one so i guess we're even
Mike (3:36:06 PM): right
Bear (3:36:57 PM): yeah I guess so
Mike (3:37:43 PM): wanna ride on the bike or not?
Bear (3:39:32 PM): never ridin
Mike (3:39:41 PM): why not
Bear (3:39:55 PM): I don't want to
Mike (3:40:08 PM): ok
Mike (3:40:15 PM): but ill give you one
Bear (3:40:17 PM): I like 4 wheels better
Mike (3:40:29 PM): sorry
Bear (3:40:33 PM): feel safer that way lol
Mike (3:40:42 PM): lol
Mike (3:41:49 PM): im a great rider
Bear (3:42:01 PM): cool
Mike (3:42:41 PM): can you trust me enough to ride with me
Mike (3:43:22 PM): ???????
Bear (3:43:29 PM): I know
Mike (3:43:36 PM): i asked
Bear (3:43:41 PM): oh
Bear (3:43:49 PM): I don't know maybe
Mike (3:44:06 PM): you dont trust me
Bear (3:44:16 PM): I didn't say that

Note: I just thought it really loud

Bear (3:44:29 PM): I just don't know if I would ride
Bear (3:44:43 PM): seeing as I've never done it and I don't know how to ride
Mike (3:45:15 PM): all you got to do is become part of the bike do not wiggle around or anything just sit and enjoy
Bear (3:45:31 PM): oh
Mike (3:45:46 PM): thats all you'll have to do
Bear (3:46:18 PM): don't I have to lean into the turns with you?
Mike (3:46:33 PM): nope
Bear (3:47:37 PM): ok
Bear (3:47:55 PM): well, I'm going to go lay down I have a headache
Mike (3:48:04 PM): just keep your ass flat in the seat you will lean as the bike leans
Mike (3:48:06 PM): ok
Bear (3:48:47 PM): oh ok
Mike (3:49:16 PM): so its a real comfortable ride
Mike (3:49:35 PM): your crotch might hurt a little bit but its cool

Note: Good ol' Mike. Always thinking about my crotch.

Bear (3:49:40 PM): ok
Bear (3:49:46 PM): talk to ya later
Mike (3:49:57 PM): ok
Mike (3:50:27 PM): bye
Bear (3:50:43 PM): bye
5/24/2006
Mike (2:14:18 AM): guess whos still here
Bear (2:14:42 AM): Lucky you huh?
Mike (2:14:50 AM): i guess
Mike (2:15:16 AM): i do believe i met the woman of my dreams
Mike (2:15:30 AM): dont worry its not you
Bear (2:15:33 AM): oh really
Bear (2:15:43 AM): that's nice
Mike (2:15:56 AM): really
Mike (2:15:59 AM): do you care if i show you a nude of her

Note: Hmmm, so if he had seen a nude of me, he would be sending it to everyone else he talks to?

Bear (2:16:11 AM): no I don't mind
Mike (2:16:23 AM): how am i gonna send it
Bear (2:16:38 AM): my email addy if you still have it
Mike (2:16:54 AM): i dont think i do hun
Bear (2:17:10 AM): look on your messanger it's there
Mike (2:17:54 AM): nope not there
Bear (2:18:39 AM): [MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS... AGAIN]
Mike (2:20:03 AM): ok should get them anytime
Mike (2:20:36 AM): they are kinda fuzzy but you can still see
Mike (2:20:43 AM): everything
Bear (2:20:44 AM): ok
Mike (2:21:00 AM): did they come yet?
Bear (2:21:11 AM): I don't know
Bear (2:21:17 AM): I'm going to go look now
Mike (2:21:21 AM): well go check
Mike (2:21:29 AM): ok
Mike (2:21:37 AM): ill brb got to eat something
Bear (2:21:45 AM): pie?
Bear (2:22:04 AM): I want some pie
Mike (2:25:02 AM): i can send you all kinds of pics of pie
Mike (2:25:06 AM): hairpie
Mike (2:25:53 AM): i got over a thousand pics
Mike (2:26:07 AM): most of them in hidef
Bear (2:26:16 AM): just a thousand?
Mike (2:26:47 AM): well if i add the 2 cds then i got about 10 thou
Mike (2:27:20 AM): can you tell i love p***y
Bear (2:28:09 AM): we have over 10 thousand on our server
Mike (2:28:26 AM): i dont have a server
Bear (2:28:35 AM): don't even get us started on the vids we have
Mike (2:28:52 AM): i got some too
Bear (2:30:06 AM): we have over 5,000 video files ranging from 30 secs to 45mins
Mike (2:30:13 AM): of you?
Bear (2:30:27 AM): no
Bear (2:30:32 AM): none of me
Mike (2:30:36 AM): any of you?
Mike (2:30:39 AM): that sux
Mike (2:30:52 AM): how about you send me some good ones
Mike (2:31:12 AM): i can always use more

Note: Yes, I'm going to use my already limited dial-up bandwidth to send Mike porn... whatever!

Bear (2:31:22 AM): what did you send me???
Mike (2:31:39 AM): a couple pics of my new woman
Bear (2:32:02 AM): what is your last name?
Mike (2:32:12 AM): [Mike's last name... I'm being nice and not revealing it... although I probably should]
Bear (2:32:24 AM): ooops wrong mike
Bear (2:32:38 AM): opened some spam by mistake

Note: And the spam was far less disturbing

Mike (2:32:43 AM): ok
Mike (2:32:56 AM): ooops
Mike (2:33:26 AM): did you find the ones i sent>?
Bear (2:33:41 AM): lookin in my junk mail lol
Mike (2:33:49 AM): title is gfpics
Mike (2:34:11 AM): it was sent by me so it would go into rgular mail
Bear (2:34:25 AM): according to hotmail you're spam and the spam is GOOD
Mike (2:34:51 AM): say what?
Mike (2:35:13 AM): whats youre hotmaill address again
Bear (2:35:22 AM): I got it
Mike (2:35:32 AM): ok
Bear (2:35:34 AM): it was just in my junk mail
Mike (2:36:03 AM): ok
Mike (2:36:57 AM): told you they were fuzzy
Bear (2:37:25 AM): they haven't loaded yet I'm on dial-up
Bear (2:37:30 AM): remember
Mike (2:37:47 AM): i forgot im sorry
Mike (2:38:17 AM): would you send me a nude of you ?
Mike (2:38:32 AM): even topless would be fine
Bear (2:39:28 AM): I can send you one of me flipping you off
Mike (2:39:51 AM): is it topless?
Mike (2:39:59 AM): and can i see both nipples
Bear (2:40:03 AM): no
Bear (2:40:07 AM): and no
Mike (2:40:31 AM): do you have a topless pic i can see?
Mike (2:40:52 AM): you wouldnt do that for me?
Mike (2:41:28 AM): cmon you can
Mike (2:41:46 AM): or atleaste let me see them one time on cam
Mike (2:42:11 AM): please
Bear (2:42:35 AM): nope
Mike (2:42:45 AM): why not?

Note: Because you don't deserve it, and I'm trying hard just to put up with you... no nudie Tara for you... EVER!

Bear (2:42:47 AM): she is naked I'll give her that

Note: Things that make you go ewwwuggh.

Mike (2:42:59 AM): i know
Bear (2:43:07 AM): I like the belly

Note: It takes my eyes off her face.

Mike (2:43:19 AM): so do i
Bear (2:43:36 AM): have you been tappin that?
Mike (2:43:36 AM): it was 3 months after her boy was born
Mike (2:43:57 AM): im going to tomorrow
Bear (2:44:46 AM): does she know that you try to beg nude pics from other girls on the net?
Bear (2:45:36 AM): Does she know she's going to be tapped tomorrow?

Note: He never replied to that... and doesn't he have a wife? Wouldn't she like to know he's tapping that fugly girl?

5/25/2006
Mike (2:03:58 PM): well look whos still here
Bear (2:04:09 PM): Bravo
Mike (2:04:17 PM): whats up honey?
Bear (2:04:50 PM): nothing
Mike (2:05:06 PM): still wanna go for a ride?

Note: Still? I told him no yesterday. I don't want to ride ANYTHING he has.

Bear (2:05:23 PM): nope
Bear (2:05:34 PM): I don't like two wheelers
Mike (2:05:40 PM): y
Mike (2:06:32 PM): so you dont want a ride on one just to see what its like
Bear (2:07:00 PM): not really
Mike (2:07:21 PM): thats a shame
Mike (2:07:35 PM): i was looking forward to comming down there just to give you a ride
Mike (2:08:17 PM): i was
Bear (2:08:49 PM): If I wanted to ride a motorcycle I would ask my uncle
Mike (2:09:03 PM): so now you dont even want to see me ?

Note: I NEVER DID!!!!!

Bear (2:09:05 PM): He has a hogg
Mike (2:09:11 PM): so
Mike (2:09:37 PM): i can too aslong as i come up with the 1500 bucks for a down payment
Bear (2:09:37 PM): Did I ever say I wanted to see you?? I don't think I ever said that.
Mike (2:09:51 PM): i could have sworn you did
Bear (2:11:05 PM): I don't remember saying that
Mike (2:11:33 PM): ok
Mike (2:11:45 PM): so i guess you dont then
Bear (2:13:04 PM): What I remember saying was that the only guy I'm interested in is Cray, and that's not going to change. I love him. I'm not interested in ANY other men.
Mike (2:13:32 PM): well duh i knew that im not trying to f*** you

Note: Uhh, what? I swear he said something about wanting a shot at my younger p***y. Wow, what a freak.

Mike (2:13:50 PM): i dont give a s*** if we ever f*** or not
Bear (2:15:01 PM): I'm glad you know that Bravo
Mike (2:15:22 PM): you never said we couldnt be friends
Mike (2:17:12 PM): im guessing you dont want that either

Note: Ok, I'm done. He's trying to play some bulls*** guilt game with me, but I'm not stupid. Time for me to end this.

Bear (2:17:50 PM): Hmm, someone who is begging for nude pics the night before, and then, the next day, is asking when he can come down to "give me a ride" doesn't sound like somebody who just wants to be friends. I'm not stupid.
Mike (2:18:28 PM): well then for that assumption you can forget about everythingt
Bear (2:19:17 PM): Bravo
Mike (2:19:39 PM): i hate it when people make assumptions about me ,you dont know anything about me but yet you go an jump to that conclusion just cuz i asked to see a topless pic of you cuz i enjoy nudity
Mike (2:19:45 PM): youre f***ed up
Mike (2:19:52 PM): you need help
Mike (2:21:36 PM): go to hell
Bear (2:21:39 PM): I need help? I NEED HELP? Last night, you tell me you found the love of your life, and then seconds later, you want to see me naked. You needed something to jerk off to, admit it. This is the internet! That's what people do.
Mike (2:22:26 PM): i have no need to jerk off to a fat disgusting piece of s*** like you
Bear (2:22:53 PM): OK, I've put up with you long enough. Every time you get online, I dread the site of your name popping up because I know you're going to be trying to get a piece. It is such a relief that your pudgy ass no longer feels the need to bother me.
Bear (2:23:26 PM): When I'm in this window, I'M IN HELL.
Bear (2:24:07 PM): I truly feel sorry for you, because you have invested so much time and effort into this "fat disgusting piece of s***" and she STILL turned you down. What a sad sad life you live. You can't even get the fat disgusting women.
Bear (2:24:20 PM): Maybe you should just try guys.
Bear (2:24:28 PM): I can give you my gay friend's number
Mike (2:29:23 PM): i dont need any numbers from you ty very much and if i wanted a guy i would get one besides i got enough p***y right here at home from my wife and i never really wanted to see you naked or f*** your fat nasty assw you f***ing slob i need to send your fat ni**er loving ass to jenny craig or something if you ever want to find a better man then thew ni**er you got you rucking waste of space ,the best thing about you ran down your momma ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress
Bear (2:29:58 PM): I don't like black guys
Bear (2:30:06 PM): thank you very much
Bear (2:30:17 PM): omg, you called Cray a ni**er!
Mike (2:30:18 PM): then why you f***in one
Mike (2:30:25 PM): you dirty fat slut
Mike (2:30:36 PM): yes i did
Mike (2:30:46 PM): what you gonna do about it
Bear (2:30:51 PM): You are so lucky you don't live near here or he would be dragging your pudgy ass behind his truck down a gravel road
Mike (2:30:59 PM): go ahead iggy me
Mike (2:31:03 PM): i dare you
Mike (2:31:27 PM): he aint got the balls to f*** with me you stupid f***ing cu*t
Bear (2:31:34 PM): just wait
Mike (2:31:49 PM): and your idle threats just got you and him iggyed and reported

Note: How is Cray reported? He's never talked to this guy before.

Bear (2:32:05 PM): oooh I'm so scared

Note: this is about where Cray started talking to him in a separate window. Here's what they said

Cray (2:32:21 PM): excuse me
Mike (2:33:01 PM): what do you want
Cray (2:33:30 PM): Exactly what about a German-Irish guy from Southern Illinois qualifies me to be a "ni**er"?
Mike (2:33:56 PM): cuz you like fat slob women
Mike (2:34:12 PM): just like all the f***ing ni**ers i know
Mike (2:34:19 PM): good bye
Cray (2:34:25 PM): P***y
Cray (2:34:35 PM): can't nut up and talk man to man
Cray (2:35:29 PM): Son, you've got some serious issues, self esteem or otherwise, if you are requesting nude pics of women you think are nasty. You're just mad because she was too smart for your game and was never going to send you a nude or give you any.
Cray (2:36:05 PM): And then you're not man enough to own up to it.
Cray (2:36:18 PM): Sad. Just sad.
Cray (2:38:25 PM): I've seen some gutless pieces of s*** online, but seriously, this is sad. You're not even worth the gas to go up and beat your ass. Besides, I think mother nature punished you enough there crooked stump. Have a nice life.

Note: He must have iggied Cray right away. Back to our conversation

Bear (2:33:59 PM): oh btw that pic you sent me yesterday of that bitch you're dating... she's a nasty whore
Bear (2:36:42 PM): Well, we're probably iggied at this point, like you were saying you would, but I'd like to ask you something..... what were you reporting us for? You called my white boyfriend a ni**er.... and I have a message archive to prove it.
Bear (3:14:11 PM): awww, you're not crying are you??
Mike (3:14:36 PM): how many times are you gonna bug me
Bear (3:14:54 PM): now you know how I feel!!!
Mike (3:15:08 PM): it dont matter you and youre old man have been reported
Mike (3:15:33 PM): i dont care how you feel
Bear (3:15:33 PM): lol, we've been reported. Thanks Deputy Dog.
Mike (3:15:42 PM): no prob
Mike (3:15:57 PM): this names being reported as well

Note: Uhhh, this is the name I was using earlier, moron

Bear (3:16:42 PM): We've been reported for..... what, me not sending you naked pics? Me not wanting to have sex with you?
Mike (3:16:56 PM): no
Bear (3:17:29 PM): You have nothing to report
Mike (3:17:48 PM): i made up all kindsa of s***
Mike (3:17:54 PM): so bye bye
Bear (3:18:01 PM): You moron
Bear (3:18:06 PM): I have a message archive
Bear (3:18:20 PM): and you just admitted to making up a bunch of things
Bear (3:18:49 PM): it's in Yahoo's proprietary dat format, and could be divulged as evidence that you're full of crap
Bear (3:20:08 PM): It also has you calling my white boyfriend.... ah yes, a ni**er
Bear (3:20:23 PM): So who should not be messing with who?
HA HA HA! THE END HA HA HA!
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