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There are dumb guys, and just plain jerks outside the lesbian room as well. Here are their stories.
Me vs Dumb Jerk Guy "Paul"
| "Paul": | hey how far u from vincennes |
| Bear: | How far are you from:
A) A camera, because you don't have a picture on MySpace or even a public profile so that I can figure out if I should even bother talking to you.
B) A dictionary, because "u" is not a word.
C) A book on grammer and punctuation, because there is no punctuation in that poor excuse for a sentence fragment.
Hoosiers, seriously! |
| "Paul": | 2 words jenny craig |
| Bear: | Aww, mad because you got rejected by a fat girl? Boy, you must live a sad life. I probably get more p***y than you. Just a note: after you have attempted to make contact with someone, you can't pretend to find them unattractive just because they reject you. Not only does this make you look stupid, but it makes you look like a bigger loser than you actually are. |
| "Paul": | ur stupid juss cuz u need to go to jenny craig don't mean nuttin juss lookin for quick lay but seriously how many otheroffers does ur fat ass get |
| Bear: | I'm stupid? This is coming from someone who just posted the roadmap to illiteracy. Here's a dollar, buy a clue.
Secondly, how are you going to get a quick lay from somebody if you don't even have a picture on your profile? Women aren't going to swarm to you if they don't know what you look like, especially if you're illiterate.
Finally, how many offers does my fat ass get? I lost count a long time ago. I have people all over the US that want to f*** me, and that's not even counting the illiterate f***tards like you who IM me constantly looking for a quick lay.
In addition to that, I've got a man that has more c**k than you have brains (wait... that doesn't say much... that could be a AAA battery. Trust me though, HUGE c**k), and he knows how to use it. I have a very full and fulfilling sex life.
You, on the other hand, are too much of a p***y to show the world what you look like, and troll online looking for "quick lays" from people you think are below your league. Then, they reject you. Your life is a joke. Go kill yourself. |
Me vs Dumb Impatient Guy "Peter"
| "Peter" (9:55:59 AM): | how are u |
| "Peter" (9:56:17 AM): | [BUZZ] |
| Bear (9:56:30 AM): | I'm ok |
| Bear (9:56:38 AM): | no buzzing |
| Bear (9:57:01 AM): | I'll answer you when I'm ready.... |
| "Peter" (9:57:16 AM): | [BUZZ] |
| Bear (9:57:27 AM): | F***er |
| Bear (9:57:34 AM): | I said don't buzz me |
| "Peter" (9:58:21 AM): | when are u going tobe ready |
| Bear(9:58:32 AM): | I answered you |
| Bear (9:58:40 AM): | I said I was doing ok today. |
| Bear (9:59:39 AM): | asl? |
| Bear (10:00:46 AM): | ok then |
| Bear (10:00:48 AM): | bye |
| "Peter" (10:01:16 AM): | [BUZZ] |
Me vs Dumb... DUMB Guy "Jay"
| "Jay": | hi |
| Bear: | hi |
| Bear: | asl? |
| "Jay": | 20/m and you |
| Bear: | 24/f |
| "Jay": | 4m where |
| Bear: | you tell me where your from first seeing as I asked first. |
| "Jay": | ok 4m orissa |
| Bear: | What? |
| "Jay": | yeah |
| "Jay": | 4m where r u? |
| Bear: | Do you not know how to spell FROM? |
| Bear: | Or are you a 4 year old male? |
| "Jay": | NO |
| "Jay": | WHY |
| "Jay": | its modern age and we have to be fast |
| "Jay": | so from where r u? |
| Bear: | Then learn to type faster. It doesn't mean you need to look like a retard. It's not about you being fast, it's about you being a lazy f***tard. |
| "Jay": | no way |
| "Jay": | what |
| Bear: | Yes way. You look like a damn idiot. Write one entire sentence, containing more than 10 words, and no stupid shorthand, and then maybe I'll be convinced that you have a brain. Otherwise, I'll know you don't. |
| "Jay": | f*** off babe |
| Bear: | That's what I thought. Your non-existant brain is ALMOST as small as your non-existant c**k. |
| "Jay": | not at all u will be having a smaall p***y |
| "Jay": | 8/14/2006 8:31 AM plzzz read this
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that
this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will |
| Bear: | You pasted that. |
| Bear: | That doesn't count. |
| "Jay": | yeah |
| Bear: | Plus, saying a woman has a small p***y is a compliment. It's mean's she's tight and not a whore. |
| "Jay": | yeah yhen lets have a night together to know how much tight it is |
| Bear: | Sorry, I don't sleep with retards. |
| "Jay": | u r just f***ed by someone |
| Bear: | Oh yeah, he f***s the hell out of me. He tears me up real good. |
| "Jay": | what ur butts |
| Bear: | I only have one. What kind of women have you been dating? |
| "Jay": | every kind |
| Bear: | Trannies? |
| "Jay": | not at all u just sleep then u can how it feels to your p***y |
| Bear: | What? Do you know English? Do YOU even know what you're talking about? The bots give me more intelligent responses than you do. |
| "Jay": | i know you r not female |
| Bear: | Hmm, could have sworn I was. Have you ever seen a real female? |
| "Jay": | if u r so interested than show ur boobs or p***y. i can know that ur real female |
| Bear: | What in the hell made you think I was interested? You IM'ed me and have been babbling like a crackhead ever since. I know that I am a female. Trust me, there's no doubt about that. Now, whether you have a brain or not... that's debatable. |
| "Jay": | yeah then say from which place you are |
| Bear: | Are you literate? |
| "Jay": | yeah |
| Bear: | Then you should be able to read the words on my profile. |
| "Jay": | ok |
| "Jay": | say what more |
| "Jay": | are you studying |
| Bear: | Not anymore. I'm done with school. |
| "Jay": | ok |
| "Jay": | what r u doing riht now |
| Bear: | Chatting on the computer |
| "Jay": | ok tell me about something |
| Bear: | Well, there's this really annoying, stupid guy who I'm talking to. |
| "Jay": | why |
| Bear: | I don't know. Do you think I should stop talking to him? |
| "Jay": | ok |
| "Jay": | bye |
| Bear: | lol bye bye now. See you on Andyville. |
| "Jay": | ok |
| "Jay": | have good dreams |
Lari vs Dumb Confused Guy "Ice"
"Ice": (10:03:12 AM) (Left as Offline) | hi i like u cam share now |
| Lari: (12:49:07 PM): | Hi |
| Lari: (12:49:09 PM): | Hi |
| Lari: (12:49:10 PM): | Hi |
| Lari: (12:49:16 PM): | Hello |
| Lari: (12:49:19 PM): | Hello? |
| Lari: (12:49:23 PM): | I know you're there |
| Lari: (12:49:29 PM): | Are you scared? |
| Lari: (12:49:34 PM): | You are, aren't you? |
| "Ice": (12:49:35 PM): | hi |
| "Ice": (12:49:45 PM): | who r u ? |
| Lari: (12:49:45 PM): | Hi |
| Lari: (12:49:53 PM): | You don't remember me? |
| Lari: (12:49:54 PM): |  |
| "Ice": (12:49:57 PM): | we talked earlier? |
| Lari: (12:50:03 PM): | OMG YOU FORGOT ME! |
| Lari: (12:50:04 PM): |  |
| Lari: (12:50:13 PM): | How could you forget me?  |
| "Ice": (12:50:32 PM): | invite me |
| Lari: (12:50:58 PM): | Invite you where? |
| "Ice": (12:51:15 PM): | ur cam |
| Lari: (12:51:35 PM): | Who said I had one? |
| Lari: (12:51:58 PM): | You think you can just waltz online, act like you don't even know me, and then ask to see me on cam? |
| Lari: (12:52:30 PM): | That's some kind of nerve you have there. |
| "Ice": (12:52:48 PM): | mostaly i talking with camfrd |
| "Ice": (12:53:05 PM): | coz of that i'm sure u've cam |
| Lari: (12:53:19 PM): | I've no cam, trust me. |
| "Ice": (12:53:30 PM): | pic |
| "Ice": (12:54:36 PM): | share at pic box |
| Lari: (12:55:05 PM): | I'm UGLY!  |
| "Ice": (12:56:09 PM): | doesn't matter how u look like |
| Lari: (12:56:25 PM): | You think I'm UGLY! |
| "Ice": (12:56:28 PM): | i like good heart person |
| Lari: (12:56:29 PM): |   |
| Lari: (12:56:43 PM): | But I'm a bitch too! |
| "Ice": (12:56:49 PM): | hope ur good |
| "Ice": (12:56:54 PM): | heart |
| "Ice": (12:58:50 PM): | so? |
| Lari: (12:59:14 PM): | So what? I'm an ugly bitch. I'm over it. |
| Lari: (12:59:19 PM): | Bye. |
| "Ice": (12:59:48 PM): | this is not fare |
| Lari: (1:00:08 PM): | What's not fare? |
| "Ice": (1:00:08 PM): | i told u doesn't matter hoe u look like |
| Lari: (1:00:16 PM): | You called me a hoe! |
| Lari: (1:00:25 PM): | Why would you say that? |
| "Ice": (1:00:28 PM): | how* |
| Lari: (1:00:30 PM): | OMG!  |
| "Ice": (1:00:42 PM): | sorry |
| "Ice": (1:00:49 PM): | invite me ur cam |
| Lari: (1:00:53 PM): | How? You said hoe! It was that simple! |
| Lari: (1:01:03 PM): | I DON'T HAVE A CAM! |
| "Ice": (1:01:05 PM): | opr share ur pics at pic box |
| Lari: (1:01:15 PM): | I did that. |
| Lari: (1:01:21 PM): | You said I was ugly! |
| "Ice": (1:01:25 PM): |  |
| "Ice": (1:01:32 PM): | i said? |
| "Ice": (1:01:39 PM): | i never said |
| Lari: (1:01:55 PM): | Yes you did! Don't take it back now! I'm ugly! |
| Lari: (1:01:58 PM): |  |
| "Ice": (1:02:23 PM): | n i'm not person who 'll like only face buety i like heart buety |
| "Ice": (1:02:41 PM): | bueaty* |
| Lari: (1:02:53 PM): | You only want me for my booty? |
| "Ice": (1:03:07 PM): | n i'm sure ur good of nature |
| Lari: (1:03:16 PM): | No, I'm a bitch. |
| "Ice": (1:03:29 PM): | i like ur talking |
| "Ice": (1:03:40 PM): | n sure u'll good person |
| Lari: (1:04:19 PM): | How many pills do you think would be lethal? |
| "Ice": (1:04:48 PM): |  |
| Lari: (1:05:28 PM): | I'll just try a whole bottle. |
| "Ice": (1:13:13 PM): | ? |
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