iMPACT Zone Tard of the Day
The spirit of Andyville past, updated to Andyville present.

Introduction [Skip Intro]
For those of you who never saw the beauty that was Old Andyville, there was a feature there called "Ninja Andy's Coolchat: Lame Retard of the Day." There wasn't really a new retard every day. It was just a randomly generated retard from my pool of collected retards every time you loaded the page. Anyway, I found pictures of people being retards on Coolchat, and then I made fun of them. Sadly, Coolchat sucked, and now it is gone. On the other hand, now we have TNA, and they have a weekly TV show. TNA iMPACT is taped in the "iMPACT Zone," which just happens to apparently be the natural habitat of the iMPACT Zone Tard. After seeing Tard after Tard act like a Tard on iMPACT, I figured I might as well start collecting them (waaay more 1337 than Pokemon!). So, in the spirit of 1999's Lame Retard of the Day, I present to you 2008's offering:

The iMPACT Zone Tard of the Day, brought to you (indirectly) by TNA (Cross the Line).

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Disclaimer
The views of Ninja Andy are not necessarily the views of anyone. This feature is the "iMPACT Zone Tard of the Day" in name alone. There are not actually new Tards each day nor any specific Tard assigned to any specific day. Void where prohibited. Roaming charges may apply.
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