Do you own a Rusty Chevrolet?
Take the following quiz to find out what you've got on your hands.
************************************************* * To take the quiz: * * --------------------------------------------- * * 1. Answer the following questions about your * * vehicle as honestly as you can. * * --------------------------------------------- * * 2. Once you have completed them, click the * * "I'm done..." link. This will return you to * * the top of the page. * * --------------------------------------------- * * 3. Read the results in this window. * ************************************************* ***************** © 2000 Dimbee ***************** *************************************************
1. Check all places your vehicle has rust:
Front fenders
Rear Fenders
Doors
Behind Doors
Floorboard
Hood
Trunk/Bed
Wheels
2. Check all colors of smoke that are present:
White
Blue
Black
Green
3. Does your heater function?
Yes
No
4. Check all of the following actions your doors have performed:
Fallen Off
Bent backwards on hinges
Flew away
5. How do you see the dash?
Look At It
Turn On The Light
Light A Match
6. Have you ever prayed for your well being in your automobile?
Yes
No
7. Is your frame bent?
Yes
No
8. Where is your muffler?
In Proper Position On My Vehicle
It Went Long Ago
I Don't Need No F***in' Muffler!!!
9. How's your radio?
Perfect Working Order
OK
Sorta Works
Busted
Busted With Boot Mark
10. Do you need new piston rings?
Yes
No
11. Which of the following is your vehicle held together by?
Original Factory Bolts And Welds
Bailing/Chicken Wire
Duct Tape
Zip Strips
Twine
Luck
12. How's she steer?
Perfectly, Turns As Tight As A Shopping Cart
Fine
Like S***
Hard, Due To Repeatedly Losing Wheels
What ya got for tires?
Swampers
Expensive Mudders
Mid Priced Mudders
Cheap Mudders
Normal Tires
Slicks
Not Sure What They Originally Were, But They're Slicks Now!
14. Do people laugh as you drive by?
Yes
No
15. What brand is your vehicle?
Chevy/Any Other GM
Dodge/Chrysler/Plymouth
Ford/Lincoln/Mercury
A German Brand
Some Other Foreign Brand
16. Which of the following colors does your vehicle contain (or reasonable facsimilies of which?)
White/Beige
Red
Blue
Gray
Black
Chrome
Brown/Tan
Rust
Primer
Green
Orange
Yellow/Gold
Maroon/Purple/Pink
I'm done, tell me what I've got!
I'm a moron! Can I start over?
Can I just go back to Andyville and pretend this never happened?
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