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To make a medium-length article short, crazy Chinamen have been using Panda Porn to get captive pandas to reproduce. Therefore, I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, you're welcome. Honestly, I never thought those movies had gotten out. I was young (last summer). I needed money (I guess). I didn't know the camera was running (I just assumed it was because I pressed record). I never dreamed that my sexy pandaness could be used to help my incarcerated brethren get their kink on. I guess now I have a fallback in case the whole Ninjitsu thing falls through.
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