Panda Porn
No, Andyville is not becoming one of those sites...

Just when you thought it was safe...
Well, I'm fresh off of a few dozen Thanksgiving cheeseburgers and back to deliver some Ninja gravy... hmm, that sounded bad... some Ninja sauce... hmm... some Ninja stuffing... screw it, I'm going to write a f***ing article.

F***ing Article Indeed
I was flipping through... err, clicking through the news articles on [the bad M word with the SN] (the place that used to list Andyville highly before they went "Live"), when I came across an article on... get this... PANDA PORN. (Seriously, on my Ninja Code of Honor, Panda Porn)

Panda Porn?
To make a medium-length article short, crazy Chinamen have been using Panda Porn to get captive pandas to reproduce. Therefore, I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, you're welcome. Honestly, I never thought those movies had gotten out. I was young (last summer). I needed money (I guess). I didn't know the camera was running (I just assumed it was because I pressed record). I never dreamed that my sexy pandaness could be used to help my incarcerated brethren get their kink on. I guess now I have a fallback in case the whole Ninjitsu thing falls through.
Drunken Panda Strip High Card
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