| Sienna: When you know you want a Toyota, but you don't want to die. |
| Toyota: Moving Forward... increasingly faster... until your engine blows or you run into something. |
| Plastic is flammable... very flammable. |
| You ever wonder if there's a planet where trees live in houses constructed of human corpses? |
| Being a guy is just extra weight that makes you walk funny. |
| The only thing I have in common with a saint is women occasionally scream my name to the heavens. |
| I carry a taper gauge... don't make me cut you! |
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Trainer: Time for babysitting duty Trainee: If you try to change my diaper, I'm kicking your ass! Trainer: Well don't s*** yourself and we won't have that problem. |
| A match between a Canadian and a Mexican... and the crowd screams USA. This phenomena never ceases to amaze and confuse me. |
| ...and now he's gonna have a match... against a piece of cardboard. |
| Well, maybe I don't want to use an IR blaster, you elitist f***s! Perhaps my STB has a guide that I can schedule with, and I don't want my HTPC changing my channels! Why c***block me out of the setup? F*** you, Microsoft! |
| 12 Rounds... I have no desire to see 12 Rounds. It just seems to be a cliched mishmash of action movies, most noticibly the game playing with a cop of Die Hard with a Vengeance. This is not at all surprising from a WWE film. The most disturbing part of the trailers to me though: Cena's "wife" appears to be 12 years old. Creepy. It's as if they are trying to reinforce the fantasies of the 12 year old girls that scream for him by making the actress look like she's well underage. Ah, marketing. |
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And on the thirteenth day of the third month of the year 1999, the lord sayeth "let there be crap" and Andyville was born.
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| Is strangling a valid debate strategy? |
| Don't you hate when people are on the same side of an issue as you, yet when they argue for it, they do it in such a way that makes you embarrassed to be on that side of an issue? Damn stupid people that agree with me... |
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| You ever see a roach and then squirt it with shaving cream? It traps the roach in a little foamy tomb... kinda like when Han Solo got frozen in carbonite... except the roach dies. |
With perfect timing, this is my new favorite crowd sign ...beating out my old favorite  ...which bested my previous favorite.  |
DirecTV's search engine is retarded. Yes... of course... I meant "network network." That makes perfect sense. Wait... maybe...  Yes! Outstanding! |
| Wait... last Thursday, did Jeff Jarrett say that TNA is not WCW? You could have fooled me! |
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It began before his suspension... It apparently continued during it... Upon his return to RAW last night, the transformation was almost complete...
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| Punk wins! Punk wins! Punk wins! |
| Kung Fu Panda? Really? No friggin' way! If I didn't know better (and I don't), I'd think that this was a blatant ripoff of our own Ninja Andy! |
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Finding the father of "Special Edition" Me: Did you build that cart? Fabricator: No, that would be the work of Scott. Me: When was the last time Scott had a drug test? |
| The lights go down... Sting's music and video play... to which Don West says "You know what that means! Sting will be here next week!" Really? I thought that normally someone's entrance music and video playing meant that they were coming out right now... I guess I shouldn't have assumed that though and that Don West is right. I mean, all I have to back up my assumption is a few decades of televised professional wrestling. My bad. |
| Jok Church is a blithering idiot. You Can send a message telling him that to the email he lists on his little Beakman strip in the Sunday paper. You'll get a canned response and be promptly ignored. |
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Rumor is that Bobby "Donald Trump's Big Lump of Deformed Chocolate" Lashley is done with WWE. YES! THANK YOU! Great moments like this are what wrestling fans live for. |
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Vundo, you son of a bitch. You're really testing my patience. Killing you on one computer every once in a while is fine. Killing |
| Vundo, you son of a bitch. You're really testing my patience. Killing you on one computer every once in a while is fine. Killing four different variants of your stubborn ass in a two month period is just pushing it. Stop wasting my time and my customers' money! |
| I'm tired. Read old stuff. |
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| So, Ricky Banderas is in TNA as Judas Mesias... doing a non-speaking demon with blood lust gimmick. This is quite different from his thorn in Cibernetico's ass/leader of La Secta gimmick in AAA (as El Mesias). Why does that matter? Well, Ricky only seems to own one set of ring gear. He has two vastly different gimmicks in two feds, but he wears the same purple trunks and leather entrance getup in both. Somebody pay that man so he can expand his wardrobe. Also, I'm wondering if they are ever going to explain why Jim Mitchell's "son" is a Puerto Rican. |
| Ok, so let me see if I get this "Vince's Illegitimate Child" storyline. Apparently, no member of any WWE roster (except for Cody Rhodes) knows who their father is, and apparently Vince McMahon has had sex with the mother of every employee he has. Is that right? Is that a pretty good summary? Oh, and Coach is apparently retarded for taking the most ridiculously stupid approach to figuring out who it might be. I think the Wellness Policy needs to be extended to the writers, because they are definitely on something. |
| Khali? They stuck the World Heavyweight Title on Khali? Mushmouth with the mobility of the Tin Man without his oil can? Are they just enjoying kicking the fans in the nuts, even though it hurts the legitimacy of their titles? No, that couldn't be. They have to have a better... wait, they put the Cruiserweight strap on Hornswaggle, Finlay's trusty Leprechaun that lives under the ring? Yep, they're just f***ing with us now. |
| "Socko Energy?" Is it just me, or does it seem like a bad idea to create an energy drink that implies it contains the remnants of Mick Foley's sweatpants dwelling sock puppet? |
| What can you say about blowing up Mr. McMahon? Kaboom? Ah well. At least you have the dumb marks that don't realize it's a storyline trying to change Wikipedia to reflect their ignorance. Yes, the dumb marks make it all worthwhile. |
| I'm loving the crazy Vince gimmick! The only thing is, the gimmick seems a little too similar to Bob Backlund's current gimmick in TNA... clear down to the same haircut for Pete's sake. Regardless, it's entertaining, so it can't last long. |
| From top to bottom, it seems to me that the 6/2/2007 Saturday Night's Main Event was booked backwards. Was WWE just screwing with us? |
| Friday, Andyville 3.x became two years old. Now, it's in the terrible twos... or maybe it's just terrible. Either way, with 3.x reaching such a level of maturity, can a 4.x overhaul be far behind? |
| Please, stop giving work to Jeff Foxworthy! He's never going to starve to death and die if you keep paying him! |
| Dammit! I hate Bobby Lashley! Stop pushing Bobby Lashley! He failed to deliver a one damn word line ("NO!") convincingly on Smackdown tonight! He looks f***ed up, talks like a retarded drag queen, yet still manages to be BORING! He better get his ass stunned at Mania. If not, WWE should actually pay the fans for having to watch him waste space on what is supposed to be the best card of the year. F*** you, Bobby Lashley. F*** you! |
| Does anyone know the difference between a heel and face anymore? As it stands, both the WWE and World Heavyweight title matches at Wrestlemania are going to be face vs face. In addition to that, face Ric Flair had a random IC title bout with face Jeff Hardy, heel Daivari took on heel Gregory Helms, and, in companies that matter less news, half the TNA roster is tweener. |
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Holy crap! Tonight on ECW, we were treated to the "Alpha Male" |
| You ever get that feeling like your brain is loose? Everytime you slightly jar your head, it feels like your brain thunks against the inside. It's an odd feeling. It's the same feeling I got when I saw that ECW claimed Extreme Strip Poker was one of the best things in ECW this year... but that was probably because I was banging my head against the wall, jarring my brain. |
| Yeah... once again, I'm sorry. |
| On RAW, Triple H called CM Punk the next ECW Champion... HOT DAMN, if Hunter says it, it usually happens! (But, of course, now that this has been pointed out, we will most likely have to suffer through a Bobby Lashley title run... I'm sorry.) |
| ECW's going to have an "Extreme Elimination Chamber" at December to Dismember. I hope this doesn't end up being strip high card again. |
| Wow! Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy! What a great day for the Hardy family. By the way, what was Matt doing Friday? Oh, that's right, jobbing to Chavo Guerrero, the guy who, when he was on RAW, had the gimmick that he couldn't win a match, and was therefore letting down his family, so he quit. Wow... Matt needs to start doing drugs, no showing events or something. |
| Holy crap, a London/Kendrick video package (introduced by 2005 Diva Search winner, Ashley) using TNA's "Adrenaline Rush" music! (Normally associated with TNA Global iMPACT, which is cohosted by 2004 Diva Search winner, Christy.) We're getting Twilight Zoney around here! Now Styles and Daniels need a video package on iMPACT to the tune of the RAW theme song. |
| ¡Miau! |
| • | And as the clock struck midnight, RVD's push turned back into a doobie, and went up in smoke, giving WWE Creative a contact buzz as he drove by, and an excuse for once. |
| • | And as the clock struck midnight, RVD's push turned back into a doobie, and went up in smoke. |
| • | Beans and Ramen... It's what's for dinner! |
| • | For about 10 seconds, I thought Edge was dead Wednesday... uhhh... ECW? |
| • | uhhhh, Rey Mysterio won and Triple H lost... congratulations WWE, my head hurts. |
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