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As was announced earlier in my MySpace blog (I'm ninja_andy, people!): I just found out today, September 3rd, 2006, that if you put naked ninja girls into [the bad M word with the SN] search, that Andyville is the number one search result. This is such a proud day for me as Prime Minister of Andyville. Therefore, I hereby declare September 4th as "Naked Ninja Girls Day" in Andyville. You may celebrate however you see fit.
On this day we will also celebrate the number one ranking of Andyville for ninja porn girl and naked ninja porn.
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| So now, I make this announcement official, and September 4th shall officially be known as "Naked Ninja Girls Day". This year, you may skip work on the 4th in recognition of the holiday. I have already come across many who have already said they are not going into work on Monday because of "the holiday". I'm very proud of you loyal Andyvillians, near and far, and may you not have to labor on this Naked Ninja Girls Day. |
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Furthermore: I'm declaring the month of September "Ninja Andy Month" due to the fact that Andyville is now the number one result for the search for Ninja Andy and finally, Andyville is the number one result for a search for Andyville... as it should be. I declare victory over the wannabes this day! It is clear why Andyville has attained such success... and it was not because of a certain other douche who writes here (badly). Do a search for "Big Cray" in [the bad M word with the SN]. What do you get? Fourth! A measly ranking of fourth for an article actually related to him. I hope that this Ninja Andy Month, people will start to realize who the real driving force and hero of Andyville is. IT'S ME! |
| That should be enough jubilation for today. Go out and celebrate Naked Ninja Girls Day and Ninja Andy month. Keep watching Andyville for whatever we may do. You never know what 1337 ninja tricks I may have in store. Trust me, they'll be way better than that dumb blog that Cray writes (it's listed on his article listings page... sooo lame.) Stay 1337! |
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