Replies to Reader Mail, Volume 1
Here's what people are saying about Andyville

takerrip85 writes: "You was wrong cray! Rey is in the mania main event. When will you intenret dirtsheet writers get your head out of your butt and see you are not the know all of everything! If you aer so smart why don't you write for WWE? OR your prechus TNA. TNA sucks honkey! All they have is guys who couldnt win in WWE. ITs assholes like oyu meltzer and keller that screw it up for the rest of us!"
Cray Replies:
Holy Crap! Did you just compare ME to Wade Keller? I have never, EVER, said "Kane waffles Kane in the back with a steel chair, and Kane runs in and steals the pin" while reviewing a Super Porky/Octagoncito contract signing! Also, I'm not a dirtsheet writer. I write for this general topic website which has occasional wrestling commentaries. Now that we have that out of the way, yes, you are correct. WWE did book it a little differently than I expected. However, you do have to admit that Rey does seem like a tagalong in the Orton vs Angle match at Mania. I can't see WWE booking little Rey for a title run. I'm not saying that he couldn't handle a title run. I'm just going by past WWE booking.
TNA, hmm. You are obviously a hardcore WWE mark, and there is really no reason to try to convince you to try watching other wrestling promotions. Personally, I don't care what you do..... as long as it doesn't involve you comparing me to Wade Keller. Don't do that.

halo_of_fire47 writes: "Where did the Katie stuff go? I liked the funny answers thingy and I really miss the workbook thing. It just isn't andyville without chimps with nukes, aliens banging buffalo, and hoboes in a war for cheese. Ohhhh and the 420 states too! Bring back andyville."

bigfordtruck460 writes: "You should put the confederate corner back and the trucks page and the network. That was some cool s***!"

chinpokomon4lyfe writes: "I never came to your site before and I saw these things about old andyville. Some of those things are pretty f***ed up. Where is old andyville?"

Cray Replies:
Three questions with similar answers. As of version 3.0, we started over. This was partially due to the chaotic code of the old version, and partially due to our intent to (for at least a little while) avoid the kind of problems that were partially responsible for our taking the entire site down for over 2 years. From September 2002-May 2005, the only remnant of Andyville online was a "This site is closed" page with a short history and occasional status updates. Five months of that time was spent fighting a site that, due to the actions of an enemy of Andyville, slandered me and linked to Andyville, causing the policing of the forum to be a full time job that nobody involved had the time to do. Now that I've had that rant, I'll answer the questions more specifically.
First, chinpokomon, Old Andyville is no longer available to the general public. It is only available locally on the Dimbee intranet. There are no plans at current time to revive Old Andyville.
Secondly, halo, most of your question was answered already, but I need to correct you about the states. There were actually 437 states. Still, it's good to hear from a real old school Andyville fan. There are many days that we too get nostalgic for the content of Old Andyville, or even the content of REALLY Old Andyville, such as the "Lame Retard of the Day." Ahhh, memories...
Finally, bigfordtruck, Confederate Corner got us in a lot of trouble if I remember correctly, but the problem was that it was often due to people who didn't even read the articles, but instead went insane at seeing a Confederate flag on the front page, or just had a vendetta against someone at Andyville. As for the trucks page, that was never part of Andyville. I think what you are referring to is the "Trucks Lobby" from another site called "Adams Corner." That site is not currently online publicly, and the content is only available to the Dimbee intranet. As for the "Network" you refer to.... I'm guessing it involved something Kentucky Fried and some electricity. That site was also never part of, or even associated with Andyville, but is actually still online. I'm not going to put a link to it here (for reasons that should be fairly obvious).

sweetlilangelluva writes: "In the flying stuff at the top I recognize cray, bear and ninja andy but what is that other thing? Is that Dimbee?"
Cray replies:
That's Charger. He's a dog. He doesn't write here. Dimbee is not a person's (or animal's) name, but the name of the company that is responsible for the design of Andyville.

That's all I care to reply to today. We welcome your mail. The separate writer email addresses are on their respective pages. Just remember, if you email us, we may..... ok, we will probably reply to it publicly here on the site. Thanks for reading.
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