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| I've been ripped off. It's not subtle and it's not a coincidence. Kung Fu Panda is a complete friggin' Ninja Andy ripoff! Although your hero, Ninja Andy, dates back a few years further, Andyville has been online since 1999, well establishing my 1337N355 as the definitive martial arts panda. Now, Dreamworks wants to come along and make a ton of money off my 1337N355... without giving me any? How is it a ripoff, you ask? Well, let's see... |
| For starters, we're both pleasantly plump martial arts pandas. We both stray from the traditional bamboo diet for tastier foods, which we eat in large quantities, and we're both adored by everyone. Of course, this may not be enough for everyone, so... |
| The brown pants worn by Kung Fu Panda in the movie are actually the brown pants I wore in the 1998 cartoon short The Full Andy. In this movie, I find it necessary to strip for cheeseburger money at the local McDonald's. Since stripping is pointless if you are only wearing a black belt and 1337 bandana, I wore the brown pants so I would have something to strip out of. How many pandas wear brown pants? RIPOFF! |
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"Prepare for Awesomeness" Awesomeness? This sounds way too much like 1337N355! Making the jump from 1337N355 to awesomeness is extremely simple and perfectly logical! As for how I relate to 1337N355, as anyone who has read much of anything I've ever written knows, I have often described myself and my projects as 1337N355, including my blog, The Prime Minister's 1337N355. So, if I were to want someone to ready themself for me, I would tell them to "Prepare for 1337N355!" RIPOFF! |
| I was at McDonald's eating a pile of cheeseburgers when a child at the table next to me began playing with their talking Kung Fu Panda Happy Meal toy. When you slapped it around, it made noises, usually a normal "hoiyaaaahhh" or the like... but every third time or so, it said "DOUCHE!" I have been calling Cray "Douche" publicly for years! How many PANDAS say DOUCHE? RIPOFF! |
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You've obviously ripped me off, Dreamworks, but we can make this all better... you just have to pay me. Pay me for leeching off my 1337N355. Pay me just a small amount of the money you've made off the stolen concept. How much? How about ONE MILLION DOLLARS? Right now... and the longer you wait, the more interest it gains. So, make it quick... the clock is ticking. Contacting me by email is easy via my article index. Make this better, Dreamworks. Stealing ideas without paying is not 1337. |
| The views of Ninja Andy are not necessarily the views of anyone. Ninja Andy is, however, serious about wanting Dreamworks to pay up. I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious that, for once, the Panda is right. |
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