OK, so everybody's favorite Ninja Panda is listening to the radio the other day... actually, before I start, let me mention that I'm mad at Cray for stealing the spotlight with the first article on the new Andyville. You're going to get kicked upside the head in your sleep, you just wait. Anyway, I'm listening to the radio, ready to jam to some songs about stealin', killin', rapin', and pimpin', and what do I hear? I hear a rapper doing two songs sampling over top of "Hey Mickey." I hear songs about wanting to get married. I hear songs with choruses talking about things like piggy banks! I hear fairy tale lyrics! These are signs of the apocalypse! |
I knew when a wussy little girly R&B guy like Usher tried to go "hard" and be a rapper, bad things were going to happen. Sure, it was all good while he had Lil Jon screaming in the background, but we're talking about Usher here! Usher=pussy. Sure, Usher isn't doing any of the things I mentioned, but I still blame Usher. It's all Usher's fault! 50 needs to shoot him 9 times in the face. Represent! |
On a side note, I don't know what the hell that chorus to that one Mike Jones song is saying, so I don't know if he's soft or not. Seriously, what the hell is he grunting? I could look up the lyrics in a widely available reference, but it's more fun to just whine and ask publicly "what the hell is he saying?" Thank you Jerry Seinfeld for showing the world through asking simple questions that are easily answered as if they are mysterious riddles, that acting like a total brainless boob is acceptable, and funny to some people. By the way, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? |
Pokémon is still evil. Thanks for reading, and Cray, sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight... hey, that would make a good song. |
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