Extreme Strip Poker!
Ninja Andy loves boobies! (and Andyville)

Finally!
ECW has given me an episode I can get behind. I had no reason to watch this show until this week, when they gave me exactly what I wanted. Woohoo! Extreme strip poker!!! That was the best ever! I just wish they wouldn't have kept interrupting it with stuff like Cow Manure Funk vs Owen Wilson, Little Tommy the Dream Master vs David Boreaneuxaueueaxxeauaeauxs, and the guy that used to put me to sleep before becoming exclusive to WWE teams with some other guys to take on some other guys. Honestly, I wasn't paying attention. I just wanted to see some boobies.

Naughty Talk!
I love it when girls talk naughty. It's even kind of cool when they talk naughty while jumbling words together into sometimes incoherent assemblies... as long as they are partially naked with other women doing the same thing. As much as I like naughty talk, I like to learn the meaty, unknown tidbits of information about my lovelies. Last night I learned:
• Most of the girls love guys
• Candice loves girls
• Maria loves ponies!
I would have never guessed it. I always thought it was only the ugly girls looking for love in the stable. Now, the secret is out! Hotties do it too! Ok, which of you loves pandas? Trinity, I'm looking at you!

Plot Twists!
It was so hot when everybody started ripping their clothes off at the end. It rocked! There were buck naked women everywhere. I couldn't believe it. I'm going to be so sad when all the girls get suspended because of the wellness policy. They seemed to have some kind of contagious skin condition that made their boobies and hoo holes look all smeared. I hope Balls didn't catch it. That could be disasterous for his career. Even with the skin conditions, I loved this show! If you don't agree with me, you're wrong.
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