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| Tuesday, July 11, 2006 |
| "Will Ferrell" |
| Current mood: annoyed |
| Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities |
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Will Ferrell... Will Freakin' Ferrell. Can someone please tell me why Will Ferrell is popular? As far as I'm concerned, he was mostly just annoying on Saturday Night Live, especially that stupid cheerleader character. He may be the second most annoying man on a sketch comedy in the last ten years (the most annoying, of course, being Michael McDonald on MadTV). Since he left Saturday Night Live, he has continued to be annoying. Apparently, some people think annoying is funny. I, however, have a brain, and can tell the difference between annoying and funny. Y'know what? I could rant on this all night, but as I'm typing this, I'm realizing that I just don't feel like wasting that much time on this guy. Thus, I'll make this very short, and to the point from here on. Will Ferrell, First, PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS ON! Can you not make a movie without running around in your underpants? How about two in a row? How about KEEPING YOUR FREAKIN' PANTS ON IN EVERY MOVIE FROM THIS POINT ON? It's not funny, not entertaining, and not necessary! Second, shut up. Your whiney ass voice annoys me. Third, stop ruining movies that potentially could have been entertaining by being part of them. Seriously, "Talladega Nights" seems like a funny enough concept, lampooning "Days of Thunder"... but then I have to see you overacting like an idiot and RUNNING DOWN A RACETRACK IN YOUR UNDERPANTS SCREAMING FOR TOM CRUISE! Dude, seriously, WTF? Not funny, not entertaining, not necessary! Plus, do you really want Tom Cruise around while you're running around half naked? Finally, go away. You've done enough damage to society. Find a hole, and climb in it... and PUT YOUR PANTS ON FIRST! -- -Big Cray: Accept No Substitute |
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