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It's week two, and the Big Kitty has not yet given one of his trademark out-of-his-f***ing-mind promos! He just talks like an almost normal person. He's also no longer "down with the sickness," and instead he is now just "smooth." (The new theme song sucks!) Don't they know that insane promos and being down with the sickness are what make him the Big Kitty? They don't even let him yell "Pooooooouuuunnnncccccce..... Period!" Actually, he doesn't get to say "pounce" at all. Damn! They don't even call his 1337 pounce finisher "the pounce." But, he still has "P O U N C E" on the back of his trunks. ECW, Big Kitty... if you don't let him say "pounce," and you don't correctly let Taz call the move "pounce," but he still has "pounce" written on his butt, it is no longer part of the gimmick, but an invitation! So, we've now discovered that WWE's future plans for the Big Kitty are for him to get his butt pounced week after week (damn gay WWE) before being murdered at the hands of
Sponge Bob Square Holly. We're going to miss you Big Kitty.
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The "Big Kitty" 
