Bailing Your Ass Out
Beating the Andy out of Andyville

Inevitably...
Murphy's law, Panda, Murphy's law. You kicked out the tech, and it bit you in the ass. Didn't you ever wonder what the side effects of hack-and-slash code modification would be? For those of you that didn't visit Andyville at the end of last week, here's what the cover of Andyville looked like:
Andy's broken Andyville cover
Holy hell, he somehow reverted it back to 1999! Late Friday night, he at least managed to put a logo picture up in place of the text "Andyville," but that was about it. He also managed to contact me via the magic of instant messaging. Now, through the magic of message archiving, I bring you that conversation.

Andy: Hey Cray
Cray: What did you do?
Andy: What makes you think I did something?
Cray: You said "Hey Cray."
Andy: Fine, hey Douche.
Cray: Too late, what did you do?
Andy: I broke Andyville, Douche.
Cray: You did, eh? How much did you break it?
Andy: The cover doesn't work and the black surroundy things are gone on the articles.
Cray: Did you delete the script files?
Andy: What script files?
Cray: The ones that end in .js.
Andy: Are those important?
Cray: Yes, they are important.
Andy: No, I didn't delete them. Do you think I'm stupid?
Cray: Yes.
Andy: F*** you, Douche.
Cray: Allright then, glad we had this talk, bye now.
Andy: NO! FIX IT!
Cray: How long has it been broken?
Andy: I don't know.
Cray: What do you mean you don't know?
Andy: I updated it the 11th and I think it was ok then.
Cray: Didn't you check it after you uploaded it?
Andy: Uploaded it?
Cray: If you didn't upload it, how did you change it?
Andy: Text editor in my FTP program.
Cray: And you didn't check it after freeballing it like that?!?!
Andy: NO! FIX IT!
Cray: I can't right now.
Andy: Why not, Douche?
Cray: I'm in Louisville, retard. I don't have any of the originals predating your fiddling on hand. You'll have to wait until I get home.
Andy: Go home now!
Cray: No, that's not happenin', cocky. You'll just have to wait and wallow in the embarassment.
Andy: 8:(
Cray: Oh good lord, get over it!
So "that douche Cray" is back to fix the 'ville. Since I'm back, a few thoughts on the changes since I've been gone come to mind.
Monty Brown
They've castrated your "kitty," Panda. Move on with your life. He still isn't much in the ring (although, he is leaps and bounds past Lashley) and his lack of personality now is pathetic. As much as I hated his stupid "I'm an insane cat on crack" gimmick in TNA, at least you could have fun laughing at him. Now he's just (listening WWE?) BORING!
Marking out Dimbee
That's just sad.
Andy Revolution Title Banner
Andy Revolution
As I said before in History of Andyville, that's retarded.
Schizo Sam the Keymaster
What can I say about Sam that hasn't already been said by every mental health professional in the state?
Well...
That's about the size of it. Now, I need to de-Andyfy this place. D2D.
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