Andyville Sucks!
What? Did I just see that printed in Andyville?

I mean it!

I've done my [ninja] homework. I've surfed the web, goooooooooooooooooooooo(enough o's yet?)oooooooooooogled the hell out of it. Now, I've come to the conclusion: Andyville sucks! Now, don't get confused here, I said Andyville sucks, but I said nothing about Andyville. See the difference? (If your browser doesn't support CSS, then no, you don't, but I don't have time to talk about that.) You see, there are actually MANY Andyvilles, and somehow most of them have higher search engine ranks than Andyville.... despite them sucking very badly. I mean they seriously suck out loud.... in Dolby 5.1. I mean they black hole suck! I was willing to look past the suck, however, and try to make nice with the webmasters of the Andyvilles that suck. I emailed, or otherwise tried to contact each of the suckmasters. I've waited for nearly a month, and recieved no response. Therefore, I am left with no choice, but to ridicule their suck suckity suck sucky poser ass Andyville wannabe suck sites. I WILL NOT actually leave live hyperlinks, because they don't deserve it. Actually, I encourage you not to go to their sucky sites. Instead, I'll give you a simulated suck so as to not strain your suck sensors. Anyway, here is my rundown of Andyvilles..... they suck.

http://www.angelfire.com/ca/Andyville

This Andyville is old..... really old.... and it really sucks. The guy abandoned it a long time ago, but it still festers. Here's the basic gist of it:


Vote for me at some place that probably doesn't exist anymore! If you pretend this page doesn't suck, I'll give you a cookie!


This author is a proud member of the:

You are now in the city limits of an Andyville that really sucks compared to the one that will be founded in March 1999 and will continue to own for the rest of eternity
Welcome to the 2nd grade class that I stole the source HTML from!!!! It is nice to have you visit my sucky webpage. Thanks for coming, now look at my scary family!! I think my cat is very cute! We're getting married next tuesday. That's all, have fun "surfing the net". I put it in quotes because it is early 1999 and we're lame like that before the emergence of a good Andyville.
Click on one of my broken links!!!
Bio of the guy that made this suck
Lots of broken links!!!
Lets grill you for info!
Suggest something (except not to suck... that's all we know how to do)!!!
Scary pictures!!!!
Lame online tetris
OMG, it's the friggin dancin baby... this site is sooo lame!!!
Awards for sucking from other site that suck!!!
Apply for this sucky site's super suck site sheep s*** supreme medal!!!!!
Join the communist party!!!!!!!!!1
I like exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I! really!! friggin!!! do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
View old suckbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View suckbook[THIS IS WHERE MY SUCKY BROKEN IMAGE GOES]Sign suckbook

Here are some sucky things I like:
  • Star Wars (I have a Chewie poster on my ceiling over my bed)
  • Action Figures (my Barbie has kung-fu grip!)
  • Baseball (I just love balls in general)
  • Movies (only ones that suck like my super special suck site of course)
  • Anything that's Spiderman!! (such as Spiderman, and to a lesser extent, what I call my fiance)
  • Cars (sucky ones.... REALLY SUCKY ONES!!!!!! SUCKMANIA!!!!)


    • This page is always under construction (until I abandon it in 1999)
    Don't forget to trash up your bookmarks by adding our sucky suck site!
    You are citizen number:
    000008
    The time in this sucky excuse for Andyville right now is:
    [BROKEN, OF COURSE]
    This Sucky Homepage Webring site owned by Andrew Somethingerother
    Want to suck with the Sucky Homepage Webring?
    [WE'LL ENTICE YOU WITH OUR 1337 BROKEN IMAGE!]
    Previous 5 Sites Skip Previous 3rd from last Previous Next Suckiest Skip Next Site Gotta catch 'em all! Next 5 Sites Random Site List Sites
    This page was last updated on January, 13 1999 (and the suck lives on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
    [I LIKE FREE SPEECH, SO I WON'T SUE NINJA ANDY FOR MAKING FUN OF MY SUCKY SITE!]
    Send mail to Andrew: the mayor of Andyville, which totally sucks sucky suckness compared to a Prime Minister like Ninja Andy!

     http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Campus/7434/

    This copycat Andyville finally died. But the guestbook remains: http://www.htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=whoisscoobydoo&a=view&i=1001&r= . I have the last word on it at the time of this writing.... I win! Here's a sample of the defunct site's suck:
    population: 0004

    what sucks in Andyville:
    the title bannerstupid misaligned links
    scooby friggin doosucky stories
    everythingsucky unfunny jokes


    other things that suck:
    sucky webringsview my suckbook
    suckity suck sucknesssuck my suckbook
    links to more suckwin my super sucktacular suck award

    rank my suck

    e-mail me (suck@suck.suck)




     http://www.andyville.org

    Wow, the inside of the oven at Home Depot looked better than this. This Andyville is a random arrangement of useless crap, strewn sloppily all over the page. They registered a domain name for this.... let me repeat: THEY REGISTERED A DOMAIN NAME FOR THIS! One more time: THEY REGISTERED A DOMAIN NAME FOR THIS!!!
    Wow.... anyway, I would make a joke like "the suck stops here" or something, but seriously, this site's suck is endless! Here is a suck sample:

    andyville


    this poor excuse for a site is alittle about me and my son sucky and some of our friends who also think we sucks a lot and suck (by the way, i don't think the shift key works on our keyboard, but caps does every once in a while)- we manage a suck factory and install non-functional LAN's in several cardboard boxes, providing cheap, sucky internet access for the buildings we fail to service. suckmail us if you are looking for a refridgerator box near spearmint park or are interested in a suck speed suckwork in your sucking. we also suck computers and design extremely sucky webpages for a hobby, which we suck at worse than anyone could ever imagine- here are a few random and ridiculous pieces of suck that we will now throw randomly at you for no real reason

    me and sucky

    Cost of this site's sucking
    [BROKEN OF COURSE]
    Waste more time by clicking here!



    Visit more useless suck!









    GIVE US MONEY!!!

    suckmail Andy

    think this page sucks? my friend suckford actually registered a domain for a page about his rat.



    [HERE'S WHERE I PUT HALF A DOZEN ANNOYING ADS!!!!! YAY ADVERTISING!!!]

    Wait, I have an idea, lets put ANOTHER search box up, but with a funny graphic. Ohhhh, ha ha, that's so clever!


    Our friend syuck


    Suckisms>

    Waddya mean my site sucks?
    How the suck are you suckposed to suck I had a suckle of suck before I sucked that?
    hey why don't we suck on the sucksucker so we can suck some suck?

    [BUNCH OF PICTURES OF SOME GUN NUT KID SHOOTING AT STUFF]
    Hi my name is J-Suck Extreme 42, I would like to appy for this position. Thanl you.
    My exsperince.
    Dioxn HS. 3 years,.
    Incarcerated 2 years Empisisis. Math.
    Crobar Suckago. Sucurity expert.. present.
    M y hobbies included Porn film studies and acting..
    I have sucked in 4.
    I love fihing and Hunting.. UI also do brakes. Please consider me . Again thaks.. btw, your site sucks.

    [COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE]
    Suckity at the suck range
    [MORE DAMN PICTURES!]
    sucky at the suck range (with a gun no less)
    [EVEN MORE DAMN PICTURES]




    sucksucked at suck st. suck

    [MORE DUMBASSED PICTURES!]
    [COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE TOO, WITH A DIFFERENT VALUE]
    [ONE MORE PICTURE OF SOME GOOBERSMOOCH KID]

    Built by typing with my ass

    More soon, unless you pay my ransom

    Do I even need to say any more about this site? IT SUCKS!

    http://www.andyville.net

    This Andyville is, at current, no more than domain parking..... and thus slightly better than Andyville.org

    http://www.andyville.com

    This Andyville really puts the suck in.... uh..... SUCK!



    Lamest Pics    		 What Sucks!
  • Suckass rich boy waste of money trials
  • Updated sucky suckness
  • Floatycraft trip to Suck Station
  • Suck pulse land and suck trials
  • Sucking around with Suckim and Suckon
  • Tour of some sucky place and a ride on a Pen... somethingerother
    		•
    Lamest Video
    Once again, a bitch ass mayor thinks he can screw with a Prime Minister. Well, that's what you get! How do you like them apples, eh?

    http://andyville.atspace.com

    Wow, I don't even know where people come up with suck like this! Here's a sucky sample:

    Cray
    Andyville Jerkwad
    I Think I'm Big Spit!
    Blah blah blah, gratuitous mention of Andyville
    I'm Cray, and I think I know more than Ninja Andy about wrestling! I like computers. I'm a dork. Blah blah blah! I have a stupid hat not even close to as cool as Ninja Andy's 1337 bandana. Yeeeehaw, I'm a dumb hick! I always tell Andy not to write too many inflammatory things on the site because it will get us in trouble again. I'm pretentious and use fancy college words like pretentious. Blah blah blah! Andy is waaaaaaay smarter than me! Blah blah blah!!!! I'm going to go drive my orange truck that I think is soooo cool. Look at me, I know HTML, JavaScript, and PHP, but Ninja Andy is still far superior to me in every possible way. All hail our Prime Minister!
    The saddest part of this site is that they have a very talented Panda that writes there, I forget his name, and he does NOT get the respect he deserves!

    My point is proven

    So there you have it, all these Andyvilles suck... and suck hard. Thanks for reading Andyville, and if you have a problem with anything I said, I have two words for you:
    SUCK IT!

    Disclaimer

    Yeah..... we are so getting mail over this one. The views of Ninja Andy are not necessarily the views of anyone. Allegations made about other Andyville webmasters are most likely not true, and as far as we can tell, meant as jokes, albeit poor ones. Besides, if you take enough time to get up in arms about things Ninja Andy wrote here, you probably could have replied to his email within that month's time, and avoided his immature humor... food for thought. Despite this, however, Andyville would like to officially apologize in advance.... except Andy.... he won't.... but he's a Panda, and they're an endangered species, so what can you really do?

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