Me vs. Andyville.org, Part 5: The End
Can this really be the end? Stay tuned to Andyville to find out.

Background
In case you're new, make sure you've seen my conversation with Non-Ninja Andy, Non-Ninja Andy's spam attack on me, my declaration of victory, the Non-Ninja Andy and Butch comics 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10, and Non-Ninja Andy's reaction to me congratulating him. Then, you're ready to read what could be the final installment from the webmaster of Andyville.org!

This is getting sad
Yesterday, I explained how I was getting tired of dealing with this guy. Arguing with him was getting to be like arguing with an incredibly stupid and completely unreasonable child. Despite his continuing idiotic ramblings (that still gave me a chuckle), I was getting beyond bored with the whole thing, and was ready to end it. So, at the end of yesterday's installment, I told him I was done with the whole thing and recommended he seek some help for his issues. I figured he'd jump at the opportunity to be done with all this. Naturally, I figured wrong. As always, he didn't use the little ******* bleeps. I added those. Everything else is straight out of his emails.

The emails continue
As soon as the new article was posted (and I mean seconds after), Chuck sent me this jewel:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 10:47 AM):
why would a stupid little idiot like you take time from f***ing your
mother and blowing your father when you could be chewing on dog turds
like you always do as you send out nigerian scam emails
you are pathetic. by the way, your mother sucks c**k really good- she
swallows all the glue, you sick ugly twisted piece of s***
instead of having sex with your parents, you should try to do something
positive with your life- you need help- perhaps theres no chance for
you- go get a bottle of bleach and drink it
Yes, kids, Chuck seemed far from done. He was still loaded with 5th grade insults involving eating poop and momma jokes. So, I was stuck replying. Note that any anger in my message is actually due to my lack of patience in dealing with someone who is just so incredibly stupid that it makes communication a chore. Replying to Chuck is starting to feel like writing a term paper at this point.
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 12:53 AM):
I should have known that no sooner than I was done posting your latest retarded ramblings on Andyville and declaring I was done dealing with you because I likened it to dealing with special olympians, you would send me more material. I assume that pile of words is supposed to represent some form of crude communication, so, as is my style, I will analyze it piece by piece.

why would a stupid little idiot like you
Ok, I'm sorry for the hurt feelings this is going to cause you, Chuck, but somebody has to say it.
You can't call other people stupid if you present yourself like the inbred offspring of a set of retarded twin butt nuggets. If I am indeed stupid, and you are consistently proven to be FAR, FAR dumber than me, then that makes you too stupid to breathe. You cannot call somebody stupid if you're a f***tard!

take time from f***ing your mother and blowing your father
Honestly. What kind of f***ed up childhood did you have? There has to be some kind of repressed memory that has made you this f***ed in the head this late in life. With the amount of time you spend talking about incest, I'm starting to wonder if you get off on it. Do you have tons of incest pornography on your computer? What started it? Did you have an uncle with grabby hands? Did you have an aunt that gave you a chubby stump?

when you could be chewing on dog turds like you always do
Nope, never done that. Must be a Chicago thing.

as you send out nigerian scam emails
I guess I should have expected you to go back to that old standby. Honestly, what about me makes you think I send Nigerian scam emails? You consistently make absolutely no sense.

you are pathetic
No, douchetard, you are pathetic. You are a grown man with a child who is making an absolute fool of himself in conversations that are being published so that the public may ridicule you. You have repeatedly proven yourself to be racist, homophobic, incompetent, immature, and incredibly stupid. Is this the public image you want? I'm surprised the state allows you to keep a child.

by the way, your mother sucks c**k really good- she swallows all the glue
You further hurt your image by claiming to break into a zoo to force a female panda to give you oral stimulation. I hope you're proud of this image.

you sick ugly twisted piece of s***
The person who is constantly talking about incest and raping pandas thinks I am sick and twisted? You have a very warped outlook, Mr. Nierman.

instead of having sex with your parents
Refer to my previous statement. Your fixation on incest is beginning to become disturbing.

you should try to do something positive with your life
Well, I actually do plenty of positive things with my life. My leadership as Prime Minister has made Andyville very successful. The training I do at my dojo has helped hundreds learn to defend themselves. My civic mindedness has led me to ask a gentleman to take W3C images off his site when it didn't validate, and to later seriously suggest to this same gentleman that he might need to seek psychiatric help after displaying borderline schizophrenic tendencies. I have a lot of fun in life, Chuck, but I am doing a lot of good in the process.

you need help
No, I'm actually quite alright. However, I have seriously started to worry about your mental well being.

perhaps theres no chance for you
I'm great, actually. I worry about the chance Butch is going to have with a father like you, though.

go get a bottle of bleach and drink it
Statements like this are the ones you don't want child welfare reading on the internet. Also, you need to watch it when you say things like that these days. If you said it to some mindf*** who was suicidal, and they actually went and did it, the cops would find your statement to him in his email when they took his computer (which they always seem to do now) and hold you responsible as an accessory.

Honestly, Mr. Nierman, I've had my fun and now I'm done with you. You don't need to keep it up anymore. You may think you look clever in your replies, but you don't. I'm actually working against myself by letting you out of this now instead of pursuing it further because my readers love laughing at you. I could milk years of material out of your ramblings, but I'm choosing to let it go. You've fixed your site, which was the original point. My congratulation email could have been the end, but you chose to drag it out further.

The choice is now completely yours. Do you choose to show some dignity, reply like an adult, and avoid further public humiliation, or do you choose to continue on the path you have chosen? Choose wisely, and remember: the world is watching.

--
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
I once again gave him an opportunity to end this. I simply asked that he act his age. Instead, he sent this:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 1:23 PM):
you ignorant f***- lets meet face to face so i can rip your heart out of
your chest and show it to you as you die
Not only is this not the mature response that I asked for, but it is also a reused threat from the first Me vs. Andyville.org where he said:
I will find you and reach down your throat and rip your heart out and let you see it beating in my hand as you die
The whole thing is just so tedious at this point.
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 4:52 PM):
In front of all the world...
When given the opportunity to have some dignity...
When given the opportunity to reply like an adult...
You decide to threaten death upon an endangered species. That's really classy. By the way, didn't you say almost the exact same thing a month ago? What is your vocabulary, 100 words? Oh, and nice visual. What cartoon did you steal it from?

Why would I waste my time going to Chicago to meet you so that you could attempt to shoot me with your overcompensation for a lack of a penis? I think I made it very clear that I'm tired of even talking to your unoriginal ass at this point. I'm definitely not going to waste my time going to meet you.

Also, I'm far from ignorant, although there is quite a case mounting for your ignorance. For example, when the other person in the conversation has repeatedly told you that he is posting the conversations you are having on his website so that the public can make fun of you, you should generally stop saying things that make you look bad. It seems you have not yet grasped this concept.

I'm sure Butch is so proud of his dad looking like an idiot on the internet.

--
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
Will the thought of his son being ashamed of him be enough to help him understand? Are you kidding? Here's what he said:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 5:18 PM):
you f***ing moron
first you said you wouldn't respond
then you responded
you said you wouldn't be an asshole
then you proved you are an asshole
you said you weren't a email scammer
then you sent out millions of nigerian email scams
from your actions, i can see you do the opposite of what you say
therefore, you are a lying piece of s*** as i claimed all along
you are a worthless little worm
perhaps ill do you a favor and step on you
but i don't want to get s*** all over my shoes
so i may let you live
don't press your luck, you little ugly worm
Have you ever talked to a child that insists you said something, even though what they claim you said was actually just their warped interpretation of your actual words? I'm having one of those conversations here. He seems convinced that I said I wouldn't respond, but if you read the entire transcript up to this point, you can see I've never said anything of the sort. He claims I said I wouldn't be an asshole. I'm not sure where he got that from. Then he degrades into insanity with the Nigerian scammer routine... and I groan with boredom as he sends yet another message:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 5:19 PM):
please do us all a favor and drink a bottle of bleach
... and another:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 5:23 PM):
you can run but you cant hide
we can smell you
... and hey, how about another?
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 5:33 PM):
please kill yourself so there is no chance you can produce any offspring
we will give you a paper target to hold in front of your ugly pimple
scarred face so we can shoot at it for target practice
we will buy you a bottle of bleach for you to drink- just post the video
on your lame site so everyone can have a laugh watching you choke and die
Wait... he called my site lame? This is what his site looks like.
Andyville.org AFTER it was fixed
You be the judge. Anyway, he continues:
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 5:58 PM):
wake up d**k breath- you don't know who you are f***ing with
i sent some biker friends to your house
after they rape your mother, they wanted to rape you but i told them not
to because you would enjoy it
you are a poster boy for abortion
perhaps if you weren't a drug addicted worthless piece of s***, you
might have made something of yourself
do the right thing and kill yourself so there is no chance you can
pollute the human gene pool
take a break from popping your pimples and f***ing your family members
it would help if you stopped masturbating every 10 minutes also
it amazes me that you continue to live- grow up and try to be a member
of normal society instead of a drug addicted sexual abuser
if you continue this, i will be forced to silence you
thats not a threat- its a promise
by the way, your mother asked me to tell you she doesn't like it when
you eat her c**t while she is on her period
Somehow I doubt he has any friends. Just call it a hunch. By this point, I've been typing up a reply as message after message kept coming in. As I mentioned before, I don't think he realizes he can put all of these things into one email message.
Andrew Nierman (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 6:05 PM):
if you ever mention my children again, i will be forced to end your pathetic life
talk about my kids again and you're dead
go ahead- try it
i want an excuse to kill you with my bare hands
Wait... children? There's more than one? Dear god! Finally, after all his ranting on and on, I finally get a message typed up and sent off. Here's what I said:
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 6:15 PM):
you f***ing moron
Blah blah blah, you're the actual moron, we've been over this, I'm bored of it, moving on...

first you said you wouldn't respond
then you responded

Close, and I appreciate your effort in actually almost reading my messages, but that's not quite what I said. I said I was done with you provided you could show some dignity and reply like an adult. You then replied in your normal childish manor with a recycled death threat from an earlier message.

you said you wouldn't be an asshole
then you proved you are an asshole

I never said I wouldn't be an asshole. I merely changed to a civil tone in giving you an opportunity to end this. You declined.

you said you weren't a email scammer
then you sent out millions of nigerian email scams

Are you high? The facts stand. You have sent me 751.55 Nigerian scam messages, and I have never sent such a message in my life.

from your actions, i can see you do the opposite of what you say
Show some class and see if I am true to my word, Mr. Nierman. All it takes is one message that shows some dignity and class, preferably somewhat capitalized and punctuated, but I'm not asking for miracles. That would be the end of it, provided it wasn't followed by something of the sort you've been sending. Have I made this clear enough?

therefore, you are a lying piece of s*** as i claimed all along
No, that was you when you said your site's code was valid. You've since fixed that, and are now just being infantile.

you are a worthless little worm
No, I'm a quite valuable panda.

perhaps ill do you a favor and step on you
but i don't want to get s*** all over my shoes
so i may let you live
don't press your luck, you little ugly worm

This isn't even worthy of a response. It's just more of the same.

please do us all a favor and drink a bottle of bleach
You already suggested I do that earlier today. I've had spambots give me more variety than you do. By the way, who does "us all" refer to? Don't lump people in with you, especially with the image you're making for yourself.

you can run but you cant hide
we can smell you

Are the multiple voices in your head having a meeting?

please kill yourself so there is no chance you can produce any offspring
Ah, I see you wanted to elaborate on an earlier thought. Good for you. Seeing as I am a panda, even if I died, it is likely they would harvest my sperm for AI, thus ensuring I would reproduce. Sorry, but there's no way around it.

we will give you a paper target to hold in front of your ugly pimple
scarred face so we can shoot at it for target practice

Again with the we... who all is included in we? Anyway, my face is not scarred in the least, and I cannot ever recollect having a pimple. Maybe that is because I am a panda.

we will buy you a bottle of bleach for you to drink- just post the video
on your lame site so everyone can have a laugh watching you choke and die

"We"... You need to explain who all is involved in this. I have a question regarding your logic. How could I drink a bottle of bleach, choke, and die, and THEN post the video to my site AFTER I die? That doesn't make a damn bit of sense! Also, where do you get off calling my site lame? Last I checked, your site was still a steaming pile. I guess you find my site lame because it has too many words and not enough videos of retards drinking bleach, huh? That's fine. Our demographic doesn't quite mesh with the YouTube crowd. Some people can still read, and they come to Andyville.

wake up d**k breath- you don't know who you are f***ing with
Yes I do. I'm f***ing with a guy who thinks he's big s***, but is nothing more than idle threats.

i sent some biker friends to your house
Last I checked, you thought my house was in Amsterdam, so I sincerely doubt that.

after they rape your mother, they wanted to rape you but i told them not
to because you would enjoy it

So your biker friends are gay? You hang out with a bunch of gay bikers? Wow, Chuck, that's a whole new dimension to your character.

you are a poster boy for abortion
No, I'm the poster boy for the World Wildlife Fund.

perhaps if you weren't a drug addicted worthless piece of s***, you
might have made something of yourself

I already mentioned I was straight edge, and that I have made plenty of myself. Moving on...

do the right thing and kill yourself so there is no chance you can
pollute the human gene pool

I'm a panda. Pay attention.

take a break from popping your pimples and f***ing your family members
Pimples and incest. Are you reliving your teen years again?

it would help if you stopped masturbating every 10 minutes also
I'm not even sure how to reply to that. You've got me laughing so hard, it's getting hard to type.

it amazes me that you continue to live- grow up and try to be a member
of normal society instead of a drug addicted sexual abuser

Well, considering that I don't do drugs and that I'm good to my ladies, it seems pretty straightforward to me.

if you continue this, i will be forced to silence you
thats not a threat- its a promise

How about you just take my offer, put your little threats aside and grow up, just for one message. Can you do that?

by the way, your mother asked me to tell you she doesn't like it when
you eat her c**t while she is on her period

I swear, you may be the most immature parent I have ever spoken to.

if you ever mention my children again, i will be forced to end your
pathetic life
talk about my kids again and you're dead
go ahead- try it
i want an excuse to kill you with my bare hands

Hey, I'm just concerned for their well being if their dad gets in trouble. Also, consider any mentions earlier in this message as predating this sentence from you because I've been writing this response as you've sent your last 3 messages.

As I have alluded to before, I have no beef with you. Show some class, don't follow it up with more of the stuff you've been sending, and I seriously will not respond, except for possibly one last message: a simple thank you. I feel I've given you a fair offer, Mr. Nierman. Do you accept?

--
Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
Up until this writing, he has not responded. This tells me he wants this to be over, but continues to be too stupid to follow basic directions, or is simply unable to write a message in an adult manner. Either way, I'm glad to be rid of this f***tard.
THE END

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