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| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Wed, Jun 27, 2007 at 1:52 AM): |
Non-Ninja Andy,
Congratulations, sir, on the repair of your site. It no longer takes a quarter century to load. Thank you for removing the W3C images claiming your code is valid. Leaving the link so that users can still see that it does not validate was a nice touch.
Excellent quote. I couldn't have put it better myself.
Finally, do you refer to yourself as Chuck, or did you steal code from another site and forget to change the name? If your name is Chuck, shouldn't it be Chuckville? You could pimp the main drag in your Chuckwagon, chuckle as you chuck ground chuck at Chuck-E-Cheese, or just drink till you up and chuck. Yeah, that would rock, Chuck.
Well, just wanted to say good job and my condolences on the passing of Clara.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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I was friendly, complimented his site, gave him some great ideas, and he sent me this:
| Andrew Nierman (Wed, Jun 27, 2007 at 8:33 AM): |
| take the needle out of your arm |
He certainly couldn't have been making a drug joke about the 1337 straight edge panda... he must have thought I was diabetic. That's silly. I'm not diabetic. I needed to correct him.
There. That should clear everything up. Now to move on to my next big and bad project and... nope, he replied again.
| Andrew Nierman (Fri, Jun 29, 2007 at 7:27 PM): |
i cant understand why you would reply to me when you could be using the
time to generate more nigerian email scams |
It makes you wonder if my comics were an oversimplified characterization, or all too accurate.
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Sat, Jun 30, 2007 at 3:22 AM): |
Chuck,
I can't understand why you still insist that I am a Nigerian scammer. All indications show that you are in fact the Nigerian scammer, seeing as I have not sent a single Nigerian scam letter to you, yet you have sent me... let me check my official count on Andyville's Me vs. Andyville.org, Round 2... ah yes, the same one 751.55 times.
Besides, I was congratulating you on fixing your site. Why can't you take a compliment? You could have simply replied:
Why thank you your 1337 Prime Ministerness! I'm so very glad that you approve! Keep up the great work you do on Andyville as well.
P.S. I agree. Cray is a douche.
But, no, you had to let your temper get the best of you, so you wrote a comment implying that I am diabetic. You need to control your temper. How many trannies have to die before you understand that?
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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Now to simply wait for his official thank you message...
| Andrew Nierman (Sat, Jun 30, 2007 at 12:19 PM): |
you are even more stupid than i imagined possible. tell your mommy to
change your diaper while you send nigerian email scams out- youre so
full of s***, you stink |
That wasn't a thank you message. That was a brain fart. Maybe he needed everything explained to him one more time.
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 4:25 AM): |
Custom Chucky P.,
you are even more stupid than i imagined possible
Considering your level of imagination appears to quite limited, I think I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks, Chuck!
tell your mommy to change your diaper
I don't follow. You're implying that I am a toddler? If I were you, I would be careful doing such things. I have consistently shown greater intelligence in our exchanges, as well as far more proper spelling and grammar, less wild accusations, and less racial slurs. Also, I have a far better website than you do. If I am a toddler, you are mentally inferior to a toddler and have less website construction talent than a toddler. Do you still stand by your statement, man child?
while you send nigerian email scams out
I thought we covered this, Chuck. You've sent a scam letter 751.55 times that I know of, while I have not sent a single scam letter in my life. Try to wrap your man child brain around this concept: YOU are the Nigerian scammer!
youre so full of s***
Coming from a person who called a panda "ni**er" and copy and pasted a Nigerian scam email 751.55 times, you really don't have a lot of room to talk, man child Chuck.
you stink
No, that's the reek of Chicago, especially around Wellington Ave. I'm surprised you haven't noticed it before. I guess you're not accustomed to inhaling with your nose, mouth breathing man child Chuck.
Just accept my congratulations about the improvement of your site with a simple thank you. How hard can that be?
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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Apparently, it's harder than I thought.
| Andrew Nierman (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 10:25 AM): |
take your small d**k out of your fathers ass and put it back it in your
mothers mouth where it was before |
That was... colorful...
| Andrew Nierman (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 10:26 AM): |
do the world a favor and drown yourself |
Does he realize you can put more than one thought into each email message?
| Andrew Nierman (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 10:32 AM): |
the only reason wellington ave will smell is if you go there- you would
look good hanging from a rope on wellington ave
when youre done f***ing your fathers ass and raping your mother(that
slimy mess under the rock)
perhaps you will take the time to do the right thing and kill yourself
youre such a weak pathetic p***y |
Does he realize hyphens and the enter key are not punctuation?
| Andrew Nierman (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 10:35 AM): |
82.197.131.106
you moron |
Why did he just post a random IP address? Ohhh... I get it! That's atspace's IP! He thinks he's clever and will track me down and kill me using the IP address of my offsite web host. No, he couldn't be that stupid...
| Andrew Nierman (Sun, Jul 1, 2007 at 10:37 AM): |
06.131.197.82.in-addr.arpa PTR www2.atspace.com.
IP Address Contact Information
OrgName: RIPE Network Coordination Centre
OrgID: RIPE
Address: P.O. Box 10096
City: Amsterdam
StateProv:
PostalCode: 1001EB
Country: NL
ReferralServer: whois://whois.ripe.net:43
NetRange: 82.0.0.0 - 82.255.255.255
CIDR: 82.0.0.0/8
NetName: 82-RIPE
NetHandle: NET-82-0-0-0-1
Parent:
NetType: Allocated to RIPE NCC
NameServer: NS-PRI.RIPE.NET
NameServer: NS3.NIC.FR
NameServer: SEC1.APNIC.NET
NameServer: SEC3.APNIC.NET
NameServer: SUNIC.SUNET.SE
NameServer: TINNIE.ARIN.NET
Comment: These addresses have been further assigned to users in
Comment: the RIPE NCC region. Contact information can be found in
Comment: the RIPE database at http://www.ripe.net/whois
RegDate: 2002-11-23
Updated: 2004-03-16
# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2007-06-30 19:10
i know where you live
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database. |
Oh my god! He is that stupid! I thought momentarily about taking advantage of his retardation and daring him to come to Amsterdam armed to the teeth to try to shoot me, but I took the high road.
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 6:52 AM): |
You disappoint me, Chuck. I thought you had more class. Actually, I knew you didn't, but I hoped you'd fake it long enough to redeem your reputation in the public eye. I think I gave you ample opportunity.
take your small d**k out of your fathers ass and put it back it in your
mothers mouth where it was before
Why all of the incest jokes? Did your daddy touch you? Did he make you do things to your mommy? What happens with you and Butch when nobody is around? Is your obsession with guns due to your inadequacies about your own undersized weapon?
do the world a favor and drown yourself
How would that be doing the world a favor? If I drown myself, who is going to bring them the entertainment they crave? They would never have the chance to see all these hilarious conversations with a guy who obviously has a screw loose.
the only reason wellington ave will smell is if you go there
It's beginning to not even be fun conversing with you anymore. This response resembles something a third grader might say! What's next? Are you going to call me a stupid head? Poopy pants?
you would look good hanging from a rope on wellington ave
Well thanks, Chuck, I'm sure you would too. I can do a mean Tarzan impression.
when youre done f***ing your fathers ass and raping your mother(that
slimy mess under the rock)
Back to the incest. What did they do to you, Chuck? Are you crying while you type? Are you crying and masturbating while you type? You poor, poor guy. I'm sure Dr. Phil could talk these things out with you. It is not ok that your daddy touched you that way! You're the victim, Chuck. Get the help you need.
perhaps you will take the time to do the right thing
You want me to call some help for you myself? I can do that.
and kill yourself
I can't do that, Chuck. People love me. Do you have people that love you? Do you love you, Chuck?
youre such a weak pathetic p***y
No, I'm a 1337 Ninja who has a better website than you. I thought we'd been over this.
82.197.131.106
you moron
Ok... I don't see how my web host's IP address makes me a moron, but ok...
i know where you live
No, Chuck. You know where RIPE Network Coordination Centre lives.
I'm giving up on you, Chuck, but you shouldn't give up on you. It would be unethical for me to continue this conversation now that I realize how many skeletons you have in your closet, and just how deep in that closet you are. I'm obviously not being a benefit to your fragile mental state. Joking about you is like kicking the kid on the playground who eats pea gravel and chews on the monkey bars. It's really easy, he says hilariously stupid things after you do it, but deep down you feel bad for taking advantage of the mentally incapable.
Have a good life, Mr. Nierman. Hopefully you can get everything straightened out and become a functional member of society. I'm done.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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What a sad end. I'm really sincere about the last two paragraphs. This last batch has made me feel like I'm throwing rocks at special olympians. What a waste of rocks.
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