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Before I post this, I have to say, remember kids, don't play with crazy, lunatic, gun nuts at home...
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Sat, Apr 21, 2007 at 8:54 AM): |
Dude! Get those W3C validation images off that cluster you call a site! Your CSS validation comes up with 3 errors. Your HTML validation comes up with 85 errors. 85 ERRORS! Fix it or take those images off there. You don't deserve to use them.
... oh, and you might want to think about maybe considering MAKING THE SITE YOU REGISTERED A DOMAIN NAME FOR MORE THAN 1 PAGE!!!
My Andyville will always be 13373R than yours, but you don't even try.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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I thought that was pretty straightforward, but apparently Andyville.org Andy didn't like it. You'll never guess what he said to me... really, you'll never guess. Here's what he said:
| Andrew Nierman (Sat, Apr 21, 2007 at 12:09 PM): |
| f*** you NI**ER |
WOW! As soon as he said that, I knew this conversation was destined to be on Andyville. I replied:
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Sat, Apr 21, 2007 at 5:32 PM): |
Wow, what a brilliant response that was! Truth be told, I'm only half black (seeing as I am a panda), so I don't think that was the correct racial slur to describe me. Better luck next time.
I notice that your site still has 85 HTML errors and you still have the W3C images on your page. If you put those images up, you are claiming that your code is valid, and you are using the images as a trophy. If you put them up and your code is crap, you're lying and stealing... and I'm sure that, judging by your response, I don't have to tell you what that makes you look like....
That's right, a liar and a thief. Come now, Andy. You shouldn't be looking like a liar and thief. If you are the one I think you are in the pictures, you look more like one of those "Da Bears!" guys. If you're not the one I think you are, then you are the guy that looks like a butch lesbian, but I'm pretty sure that is your son, so you're the "Da Bears" guy.
So get jolly, grab a "sahhhhsage" and fix your page or take the images down. Otherwise, you're just a dirty... liar and thief.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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I figured he didn't want to look like a liar and thief, so that would motivate him to fix his page. He didn't reply for a long time though, and I wondered if maybe his feeble mind exploded while trying to fix it. I wrote the following message to check in on him:
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Fri, Apr 27, 2007 at 3:29 PM): |
Mr. Queerman,
Not enough balls to respond to the last message? First response took everything out of you? I see. Well, I've given you 6 days. Are you about done with your "sahhhhsage" yet? Did Butch eat some of your "sahhhhsage" too? Good, now you two can put your "sahhhhsage" filled heads together and fix your page. The images remain, and they don't belong there because the page still has.... well, 85 HTML errors. Don't people have common sense in Chicago? What, did you take a Wrigley Field foul ball to the temple?
You have three choices:
1. Fix page
2. Remove images
3. Continue having wonderful conversations with me
It's pretty simple, even for a "sahhhhsage" fan from Chicago.
By the way: yesterday was the year anniversary of us making fun of your site on our Andyville. Here's a link:
http://andyville.atspace.com/andyvillesucks.html#andyville.org
(you're the third crappy Andyville I cover.)
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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"There. That should do it. Now he'll be motivated to fix his page" I thought. I was wrong. Here is what he wrote back:
| Andrew Nierman (Fri, Apr 27, 2007 at 6:57 PM): |
go back to the rock you slid out of in Africa
NI**ER |
He thinks I "slid out of" a rock in Africa? What is he on? What kind of rock do you slide out of? This was a puzzle for the ages, this riddle he has left me. As a thank you, I replied:
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Fri, Apr 27, 2007 at 7:41 PM): |
Andrea,
Well, as I noted before, I'm a panda. Therefore, I'm of Asian heritage. I am originally from St. Louis, but then I moved to Andyville to be Prime Minister. I don't understand why you still think I'm black you silly D*go. If you'd stop incorrectly using racial slurs and feeding your "sahhhhsage" to Butch, you'd have more time to fix your page or take the images off of it.
I'm so glad you decided to
3. Continue having wonderful conversations with me
It's so much fun talking to the mentally challenged. Look, a shiny object!
Nut up and come up with something better. Wait... you didn't read that... you're looking for the shiny object.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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And, he must have actually been looking for the shiny object, because he didn't reply for a while. So, to get his attention, I said:
| Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (Tue, May 1, 2007 at 9:49 PM): |
4N7|1337 Douchetard,
I see that you're not only a lying, stealing, "sahhhhsage" sucking idiot, but also a gutless, nutless wonder with no balls to reply again. Your site is one of the 3 largest wastes of space I've ever seen, and your claim that the code is valid is an insult to all other Andyvilles, all other websites, and indirectly, all mankind.
In closing, you suck. See you in Andyville, douchebag.
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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Once I had his attention again, he said:
| Andrew Nierman (Tue, May 1, 2007 at 10:02 PM): |
| what the f*** is wrong with you- you should get
a life- get a job and stop running Nigerian email scams- if you persist, I will
find you and reach down your throat and rip your heart out and let you see
it beating in my hand as you die after I make you watch me rape your mother and
sister. do not reply or I will hunt you down like the dog you are you ignorant
faggot |
What a f***tard. Here's what I replied:
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr. (May 2, 2007 at 8:16 PM):
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Finally! Some conversation! First, let me answer your questions/accusations.
what the f*** is wrong with you?
Well, I was kicked out of the zoo as a cub. Other than that, nothing really. The ladies love me, I've got a 1337 whip, a cushy government job, and the 1337357 website around.
you should get a life
I have a life, and a website that is better than yours.
get a job
I have a job. I'm the Prime Minister of Andyville. In the past, I've also done Ninja hit contracts.
stop running Nigerian email scams
I'm not Nigerian. I'm from St. Louis. I don't run email scams. That is not 1337. Furthermore, email scamming would be a job, so you contradict yourself.
if you persist, I will find you and reach down your throat and rip your heart out and let you see it beating in my hand as you die
Aww, that's so sweet. I said the same thing to my first hit contract... and that one telemarketer... you know, the foreigner one who says your name wrong.
after I make you watch me rape your mother and sister
Man, you've gotta be hard up if you're wanting to get it on with obese female pandas.
do not reply
Oops.
or I will hunt you down like the dog you are you
I'm actually a panda. You must have very odd looking dogs in Chicago.
ignorant faggot
You forgot to hit enter before you put your signature, but I'll let it slide, seeing as you wrote so much this time.
So, thanks for writing, Andy. Now, you just need to fix your site. I don't see what the big deal is. Did you lose the password?
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Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
(Yes, I'm 13373R than you)
http://andyville.atspace.com
http://ninjaandy.blogspot.com
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So, there you have it. Unless we have to send it to the judges for scoring, or Andyville.org Andy comes up with some more brilliance, I declare that I am the (projected) winner! Woohoo! I'm 1337!
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