andyville
this poor excuse for a site is alittle about me and my son sucky and some of our friends who also think we sucks a lot and suck (by the way, i don't think the shift key works on our keyboard, but caps does every once in a while)- we manage a suck factory and install non-functional LAN's in several cardboard boxes, providing cheap, sucky internet access for the buildings we fail to service. suckmail us if you are looking for a refridgerator box near spearmint park or are interested in a suck speed suckwork in your sucking. we also suck computers and design extremely sucky webpages for a hobby, which we suck at worse than anyone could ever imagine-
here are a few random and ridiculous pieces of suck that we will now throw randomly at you for no real reason
clicking things is fun! i click myself all the time. i also click words, blue ones and black ones and lots of picturee. you should click everything. click away every day. you'll be sayin' wow every time.
me and sucky
Cost of this site's sucking
[BROKEN OF COURSE]
Waste more time by clicking here!
Visit more useless suck!
pleaze watch our movie!
GIVE US MONEY!!!
suckmail Andy
think this page sucks? my friend suckford actually registered a domain for a page about his rat.
Wait, I have an idea, lets put ANOTHER search box up, but with a funny graphic. Ohhhh, ha ha, that's so clever!
Our friend syuck
suckisms>
Waddya mean my site sucks?
How the suck are you suckposed to suck I had a suckle of suck before I sucked that?
hey why don't we suck on the sucksucker so we can suck some suck?
[BUNCH OF PICTURES OF SOME GUN NUT KID SHOOTING AT STUFF]
Hi my name is J-suck Extreme 42, I would like to appy for this position. Thanl you.
My exsperince.
Dioxn HS. 3 years,.
Incarcerated 2 years Empisisis. Math.
Crobar suckago. Sucurity expert.. present.
M y hobbies included Porn film studies and acting..
I have sucked in 4.
I love fihing and Hunting.. UI also do brakes. Please consider me . Again thaks.. btw, your site sucks.
[COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE]
suckity at the suck range
[MORE DAMN PICTURES!]
sucky at the suck range (with a gun no less)
[EVEN MORE DAMN PICTURES]
sucksucked at suck st. suck
[MORE DUMBASSED PICTURES!]
[COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE TOO, WITH A DIFFERENT VALUE]
[ONE MORE PICTURE OF SOME GOOBERSMOOCH KID]
letters i writed
dear tv guide
why would a stupid little idiot like you take time from f***ing your mother and blowing your father when you could be chewing on dog turds like you always do as you send out nigerian scam emails you are pathetic. by the way, your mother sucks c**k really good- she swallows all the glue, you sick ugly twisted piece of s*** instead of having sex with your parents, you should try to do something positive with your life- you need help- perhaps theres no chance for you- go get a bottle of bleach and drink it
dear mr president
you are even more stupid than i imagined possible. tell your mommy to change your diaper while you send nigerian email scams out- youre so full of s***, you stink
dear strong bad
the only reason wellington ave will smell is if you go there- you would look good hanging from a rope on wellington ave when youre done f***ing your fathers ass and raping your mother(that slimy mess under the rock) perhaps you will take the time to do the right thing and kill yourself youre such a weak pathetic p***y
dear chuck norris
you ignorant f***- lets meet face to face so i can rip your heart out of your chest and show it to you as you die
dear mom
if you ever mention my children again, i will be forced to end your pathetic life talk about my kids again and you're dead go ahead- try it i want an excuse to kill you with my bare hands
Built by typing with my ass
More soon, unless you pay my ransom
Waddya mean my site sucks?
How the suck are you suckposed to suck I had a suckle of suck before I sucked that?
hey why don't we suck on the sucksucker so we can suck some suck?
[BUNCH OF PICTURES OF SOME GUN NUT KID SHOOTING AT STUFF]
Hi my name is J-suck Extreme 42, I would like to appy for this position. Thanl you.
My exsperince.
Dioxn HS. 3 years,.
Incarcerated 2 years Empisisis. Math.
Crobar suckago. Sucurity expert.. present.
M y hobbies included Porn film studies and acting..
I have sucked in 4.
I love fihing and Hunting.. UI also do brakes. Please consider me . Again thaks.. btw, your site sucks.
[COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE]
suckity at the suck range
[MORE DAMN PICTURES!]
sucky at the suck range (with a gun no less)
[EVEN MORE DAMN PICTURES]
sucksucked at suck st. suck
[MORE DUMBASSED PICTURES!]
[COUNTER RANDOMLY PLACED HERE TOO, WITH A DIFFERENT VALUE]
[ONE MORE PICTURE OF SOME GOOBERSMOOCH KID]
letters i writed
dear tv guide
why would a stupid little idiot like you take time from f***ing your mother and blowing your father when you could be chewing on dog turds like you always do as you send out nigerian scam emails you are pathetic. by the way, your mother sucks c**k really good- she swallows all the glue, you sick ugly twisted piece of s*** instead of having sex with your parents, you should try to do something positive with your life- you need help- perhaps theres no chance for you- go get a bottle of bleach and drink it
dear mr president
you are even more stupid than i imagined possible. tell your mommy to change your diaper while you send nigerian email scams out- youre so full of s***, you stink
dear strong bad
the only reason wellington ave will smell is if you go there- you would look good hanging from a rope on wellington ave when youre done f***ing your fathers ass and raping your mother(that slimy mess under the rock) perhaps you will take the time to do the right thing and kill yourself youre such a weak pathetic p***y
dear chuck norris
you ignorant f***- lets meet face to face so i can rip your heart out of your chest and show it to you as you die
dear mom
if you ever mention my children again, i will be forced to end your pathetic life talk about my kids again and you're dead go ahead- try it i want an excuse to kill you with my bare hands
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Built by typing with my ass
More soon, unless you pay my ransom
